Guys how do you wipe?

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  1. draw22

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    :eek: This has been a hot topic forever, between friends and even on the real world. hey I'm lazy, i dont feel like reaching around, i open my legs sitting down, slide the sack to the side and wipe with a sharp SCOOPING motion.....no dingles or shitty balls. for extra cleanlyness AT HOME i wet the paper and wipe to clean extra good!:biggrin1:
     
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    :Flush::fart::puke:
     
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    i'll share, i go front to back with the best toilet paper i can afford and then i follow up with some moisturizing baby-wipes which i've officially called "butt-wipes". what can i say, i like a clean ass...

    one question, where do u wet the paper from? i sure hope ur sink is nearby and if so, doesn't the paper fall apart?
     
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    This topic was covered fairly exhaustively here.
     
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    the nearby sink on my right!
     
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    I'm extremely anal about the cleanliness of my anus. I don't even bother with toilet paper anymore, as its not economical for me. I just use the Cottonelle wipes. I buy them in like a jumbo size bag (has like 140 wipes that I tear in half to use) for like $6.00. They last me anywhere from 2 weeks to a month. I would have to buy a minimum of 2 four packs of TP to last me a month.
     
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    Seriously? You and your friends sound absolutely fascinating. :rolleyes2:

    Oh for craps sake. Spare us the nasty details. Who gives a shit how you wipe your ass? [Paging Dr. Freud]

    A little too exhaustively for my taste.

    My sentiments exactly. Took the words (and the puke) right out of my mouth.
     
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    I saw a episode of Law & Order SVU.In this episode a young married couple lived several flights up, anyway the guy was some kind of extremist on saving the enviorment..They did everything to save. They walked up the stairs(save electric),bought organic foods,(no pesticides) etc..etc...oh, they did not use toilet paper.(they used water and their hands to wipe) She ends up dead because she was not as dedicated to the whole savings bit and was caught useing the toilet at the library with tissue in hand. He was found guilty for murder...end of story.I'm just sayin....
     
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    one word: Bidet

    It seems completely backwards to me to think that the U.S. is A CENTURY behind so many other countries in terms of ass cleaning technology.

    I dont think it will ever catch on in the US... when I chat about this with other Americans, i get all sorts of odd responses -but frankly, it is the most thorough and clean way to go.

    Bidet..my friends....bidet
     
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    :soapbox::261::lmao:funny!
     
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    I let my dog clean me up!.....just kinding front to back with tp, then a clean up with baby wipes
     
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    immediate shower after a shit!.....no need for toilet paper...I need to feel extremely clean after I get off the throne.
     
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    No wipe here. Just bidet. MGTuohey: my sentiments exactly. I've been caught off guard in the road once or twice and having to go to a gas station restroom and use TP was one of the most disgusting things ever.
     
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    I just step into the shower and use the hand held shower head with a tight stream to clean up.
     
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    When at home, i wipe and the use the bidet, so if it's in the middle of the day and there's no time for shower i'm always clean... and ready,,,
     
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    At home I'll dump and shower (European showers have those nice handheld shower heads that you also can't find in the US) but usually toilet paper FOLDED not WADDED like some people. (A whole new topic I guess). I like bidets as well but you don't see them in the US. In Europe, especially Italy, Turkey and Egypt they're everywhere. In Turkey the toilet has a nozzle built right under the front lip of the toilet - perfectly aimed to hit your hole when you push the button!!
     
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    I always wet the paper first. The sink is half an arm's length away. I thought I was so clever when I first thought of that years ago.
     
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