Guys pretending Orgasms?

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  1. Joseph

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    Does this thread's title sound awfully stupid? So it does to me and thus I made it. ehhhh I'll explain it.

    During Sunday I watched the funny and idiotic comedy "Naked Gun" (I like to watch comedies that make no sense from time to time) and I was really laughing loud at one of the jokes:

    [Frank Drebin is angrily breaking up with Jane Spencer]
    Frank: And I'll tell you one more thing: I faked every orgasm!!!

    This funny joke stayed in my mind till Monday and was making me smile. But then at the trolley station I took one of those free-newspapers and there it was...
    "Not only Women fake orgasms!". This bizarre article shocked me.... from what I heared 75% of all women do fake orgasms, but guys???

    Sopousely 50% of all men :eek: are not satisfied with they're sexual life, yet they do not want to admit they failed and so they do fake orgasms.

    I thought I'd ask you guys about it, cause I find it awfully hard to believe it.
    Did you ever fake an orgasm?
    Did you heared about guys faking orgasms?
    or is this newspaper talking some none-sense?
     
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    I faked a couple of orgasms. For men it is much more difficult tahn for women, but it is possible if, just after having simulated an orgasm, you reitre from her/him, and hide your privates (with one hand, the sheet, lying on your stomach) so that the other cannot see you haven't ejaculated or you are still hard.
     
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    Yeah, I really didn't want to be drilling. I was hard, but not feeling remotely close to orgasm, and then when I realized this, I could tell I was going to start going limp. So, I breathed heavily, "flexed" my cock a few times (think kegels), pulled out, panted a little to "catch my breath", and excused myself to throw away the rubber. I've only done it twice, the second time, I was told, when returning to bed, "That was so INTENSE!". :rolleyes:
     
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    i am faking an orgasm right now :rolleyes:


    actually once i faked an orgasm because i looked at my clock and discovered that the hockey game was coming on:biggrin1:

    i don't think women care if you fake an orgasm as much as men care if a woman does. For the vast majority of men, it is not a difficult task to orgasm like it is for some women
     
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    Few times....mostly just because i could eep going for quite a while and they looked like they were done so I faked it instead of keep going.

    My current girl thought that I wasn't haveing fun while she was on top because i wouldn't cum even though I wouldn't cum it was still great watching her grind on me and it felt really really good..So I faked an orgasm to get her confidence up about the whole thing. Didn't have to worry about that whole being hard afterward thing because I stay hard afterward anyway.
     
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    hi

    I sometimes suffer from delayed ejaculation. I have faked it whilest wearing a condom. :confused:
     
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    I disagree, id hate to think my guy was faking to keep me happy but by the same token id rather he said he didnt want sex to begin with and id just go it solo. However i dont think he ever has faked it because he is always proud to announce and show me when he's cum.
     
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    I wouldn't like it if a girl was faking to make me happy... but since those are 75% women, then it might be coming for me too....
     
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    I think every guys faked an orgasm.

    Are most of you telling me you've never had a girl Doggy Style, and the fake an orgasm by spitting on herback, LOL.
     
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    No, sorry, never. If there is no chance I'm going to cum, then I just take a pause to cuddle and play in other ways before returning to more intense intimacy. But there's no way I'd fake an orgasm, it would reduce the act of sex to mere pretence for me personally. Eventually, there will have to be an actual orgasm one way or another. :rolleyes:
     
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    I've done it before because it takes me ages to cum and sometimes its just not practical to keep going. It's easier to fake with a condom on :p
     
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    I had a girlfriend once that told me about guys faking orgasms. She was really confused by it, but that's what it seemed to be. She said they would huff and puff and moan and just stop and pull out of her (mouth) and say they came. She's wiser than that, of course, like...hey...there's something that's supposed to come out of this thing, but it was just a thing.
    I have never faked an orgasm. As I get older it takes lonlger and I sometimes have to stop and lie down and jack it off, but my partner holods me and we make a lil party out of that too. It's all good.
     
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    I did it once. He had already cum and I had changed positions was obviously not comfortable anymore and I had already moved into another position, without it helping him any. I moaned some, thrust hard twice, pulled out and said I had to pee. I held my wood against my abs, so that he wouldn't see me hard, and threw the empty condom away. I sucked myself off, in the bathroom, so that I'd be able to go back soft.

    The next morning he told me that I was only his third guy. Which made me feel guilty, at first, but I reminded myself that he was in pain, though he said he was fine (I asked him when I saw him flinching).
     
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    Ditto.
     
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    I agree too. It seems like a waste of a good hardon, but if your partner is done, or uncomfortable, then you should take a breather, and fool around some more, so they get back into the mood.:rolleyes:
     
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    I'm with Ian on this one. For me, doesn't matter how in the mood I am, and how sloppy loose you may have been able to get me, once I've cum, my ass constricts like a vice, and while the milking action may feel good for both of us, if the pounding continues for more than a minute or two, it just starts really hurting, like when an entry is too abrupt. However, this constricted and overly sensitive state only lasts for a 5-10 minutes, but for me, there's no toughing it out. The muscles have to have their little spasm and rest, before I'm ready for more, and is why I warn the guys that want me to get off first. Hmm, remembering back, I had a friend that I masterbated with a few times, that liked a finger massaging the outside of his hole, and he REALLY got off on it, but once he came, the "ooo, ooo, ahhs" turned into, "ow, ow, wait, that hurts".
     
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    I've only faked an orgasm over the phone. Haven't really had an opportunity to do it in person.
     
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