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Mr. Snakey

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I find this to be Straight8's doing this or as i like to call them Silly7's who are a glass of wine and a wig and a dress away from me fucking them in the ass.:cool: I find the way to smoke them out is tell them Judge Judy was killed in a car crash.
 

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I think women can more easily feel if it's a woman or not, and I find it surprising how many 'women' are accepted as such by guys on the net when it's obvious to me (and probably most real women) that that lady has a dick.

Spoiled, I'd love to know more about this. How do you think women can tell if the lady has a member? In the chatroom, I generally write off "women" who are aggressive, talk about their boobs and pussy (or suggest something about them in their nicknames), or suddenly appear with one of the following derivations (jenatschool, jessicaluvscam, etc) and are only looking for one-way camming. Lex is usually right on the case with a very clear "I sell cock around here" and the perp usually vanishes under the bridge.

But, you say that these are not necessarily the best indicators. Is there something else that tips off women to the fakes?

Matthew, your post was right on, btw. I cannot imagine the RL of the tortured souls who spend years on here, living an alternate existence. I tend to side with fratpack's analysis of "pathetic" but my better angels tell me I should feel sorry for them.

In other news, I just had a mango for breakfast and it was delicious.
 

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Spoiled, I'd love to know more about this. How do you think women can tell if the lady has a member? In the chatroom, I generally write off "women" who are aggressive, talk about their boobs and pussy (or suggest something about them in their nicknames), or suddenly appear with one of the following derivations (jenatschool, jessicaluvscam, etc) and are only looking for one-way camming. Lex is usually right on the case with a very clear "I sell cock around here" and the perp usually vanishes under the bridge.

But, you say that these are not necessarily the best indicators. Is there something else that tips off women to the fakes?

Matthew, your post was right on, btw. I cannot imagine the RL of the tortured souls who spend years on here, living an alternate existence. I tend to side with fratpack's analysis of "pathetic" but my better angels tell me I should feel sorry for them.

In other news, I just had a mango for breakfast and it was delicious.
I am friends with the woman who post on here every day and love them and keep in touch. If i hear from a woman i dont know i write them off also. The wording they use tips them off.
 

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Well most of the fakers are here trying to get straight guys to give them pics or videos or jack off on camera for them, those are the easiest ones to spot because they all operate with the same M.O. and act in ways and say certain things that no girl would say. They also usually have pics up that they've stolen, sometimes of well known models or porn stars, so that's a dead giveaway. If they demand pics or vids and claim that their own cameras are broken and can't produce new pictures or want you to cam for them and say their own webcam is broken or something like that, that's also a pretty good sign.

Some of the points already made are probably right on... anyone obsessed with anatomy, either their own tits or your cock size, is probably a guy. Anyone who has a SN suggesting they're some kind of easy slut is probably also a guy, or maybe someone selling a website. Guys in general take the initiative more, are more aggressive about turning the conversation sexual... there are a number of different tip-offs.
Hey there! A/S/L? I'm 26/F/DC, luv 2 c u on cam. my cams broke, tho. send me pics?
 

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Top 10 Giveaways (to sniff out cock pretending to be pussy):
  • Bra size in user name
  • Women's name in username
  • Women's name in username followed by ("loves cock", "loves camming", "craves bigs ones")
  • Has a porn star's pics in their gallery (you know exceptionally, model level beauty with fully painted face and perky inflatiable tits)
  • Comes into chat room expressing their love for large cocks immediately
  • Is NOT befriended by the real women (who all stick together like glue behind the scenes)
  • Tries to get a guy to cam and show their cocks
  • Does not HAG on the gay men
  • Speaks like a man (damn, bro, I love it when the big guys grope me)
  • Compliments every guy with a dick that enters the room
Act Accordingly.
 

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Damn Lex, do you know how many of those I'm guilty of?

Something I would like to point out here though...

I understand how annoying, amusing, hurtful and wrong it is for guys to pretend to be women, however the guys also need to be a little more considerate when calling out fakes before having any proof.

I'm forever being called a fake as are many other real women on this board, and its rather offensive. At least one guy who frequents chat is guilty of doing this over and over again to the same women (myself included, though he stopped when asking why my icon was a different colour and someone pointed out it meant I was a mod)

It would make far more sense to make one comment and listen to those who know better than to continue the attacks on some so called fakes, or if you still aren't convinced add them to ignore. It gets rather boring being called a guy every time I comment on my love of women, fisting, anal or any of those other things that apparently make me a guy :rolleyes:
Oh not you sweety. You are all woman. You are one of the women i talk about loving and keeping in contact with..........:smile: :wink:
 

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Lex I DO two of those on your list.....":eek:
But, I am a chick.."
I have to say, I do have a on line crush on TimBeef.." Why? Because, I know it WILL never amount to anything.." I just want to TALK to the SEXY Man.." But, he ONLY talks to GAY men.."

NOTE: Guys PLEASE DO NOT start to PM me or coming at me in CHAT.." UNLESS WE ALREADY CHATTED BEFORE.... PLEASE

I DO talk to SOME of the other women here.." But, NOT all.."

Also, if a guy that comes to me one on one..." Even out of the blue, asking me if their DICK looks BIG I WILL be nice to him in chat.." Why, because, ANY DICK looks BIG to me.." I don't have one..." But, if we are on the BIG chat board.." I will not worry about thier dicks.."
 

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I think You all are leaving out a very important segment of the fakers...There are women who steal pictures of prettier, skinnier, more endowed women too!!!

I agree with 9inch 160IQ there are very few cocks longer than 9", I'm just glad I'm one of them!!! Not because I want to be the biggest but because there is a special glare in a womans eyes when you bestow a gift like that on her...AFTER you just went down on her for at least a half an hour.
 

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I was giving a little webcam show for someone I thought was a girl, who I met in a chat room.... After I was done, the person watching sent me a message saying HA HA, you're a fag cause I'm (the person watching) a guy.

I couldn't stop laughing... cause frankly I didn't really mind showing for a guy, and technically he was the one watching a guy, not me. I don't understand why theses idiots pose as girls, there are plenty of men in here willing to show other men.

i'm with ya Max, and it is hilarious, i could care less guy/girl just so long as they are actually enjoying it what's the freaking big deal? why not just ADMIT who you are, most of all, to yourself? think of all the friggen time you're wasting in your life going around pretending to be something you're not, just DO it and get on with enjoying life and getting out of it all you can.

btw, and i'm certain this will not meet with universal approval but i enjoy the devil's advocate role, (also, for the record and to pre-empt the possible response, i've never faked, go look at my pics of my lil weeny, WITH a ruler) it also is a little amazing how seemingly "personal" so many of the outraged posters take this issue. i mean come on people, if being lied to on the INTERNET gets you in this much of an uproar, i'd hate to think how mad you are by the events in real life.
 

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Lex I DO two of those on your list.....":eek:
But, I am a chick.."
I have to say, I do have a on line crush on TimBeef.." Why? Because, I know it WILL never amount to anything.." I just want to TALK to the SEXY Man.." But, he ONLY talks to GAY men.."

NOTE: Guys PLEASE DO NOT start to PM me or coming at me in CHAT.." UNLESS WE ALREADY CHATTED BEFORE.... PLEASE

I DO talk to SOME of the other women here.." But, NOT all.."

Also, if a guy that comes to me one on one..." Even out of the blue, asking me if their DICK looks BIG I WILL be nice to him in chat.." Why, because, ANY DICK looks BIG to me.." I don't have one..." But, if we are on the BIG chat board.." I will not worry about thier dicks.."

TimBeef you lucky bastard :wink:
 

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There is a name for guys who pretend to be women. They are called "drag queens." As for those who "do it" online, really what is the point?

Of course, if s/he claims to want cam-sex, but his/her webcam is broken, (can't afford, doesn't know how to operate it, etc) the real reason is that s/he doesn't want you to see that gigantic "I'm an idiot" tattoo on his/her forehead.
 

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<<<<<< Requsite pussy pic.

"Oh, me so horny. Me love you longtime."

Hey! I talk that way :mad: and me ain´t a fake woman :biggrin1: . But most of women fade away when me appear. :redface: :tongue:

I think they are looking for the man´s gentleness. We never treat another man as we treat a woman when we like her. I have never understood this behaviour, but lately i´m realising that many people just look for attention and a bit of tenderness.

I don´t know, maybe they are not so freaks.
 

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I also do some of the things on Lex's list, I often compliment guys on their pics, credit where credit's due I feel. As for more tips on how to suss out who's a woman and who's not it's quite hard to say it's more a feeling, a lot of communication isn't what's actually said it's how it's said and what isn't said. I think a lot of real women on the net can also feel who's really a woman and who's not-as Lex said if the other women don't talk to her maybe subconsciously they feel she's not genuine, and we do stick together so when one of us is attacked we close ranks, maybe another pointer to who's real.
As has been mentioned women rarely come on asking to watch guys cam, we do watch guys cam but generally it's guys we consider friends we watch. A real woman probably isn't as easy to inititate a private chat with as a fake woman, and a fake woman probably won't be as sharp as a real woman, we know we're real so we can afford to be snippy if someone tries to talk to us and we're not finding them particularly witty-fakes know they're fake so they have more of a tendency to enter into any offered communication.
For the guy who said as long as you're having fun what's the problem, in part I agree with that but any form of communication should be based on honesty and I know some people who've been fooled and subsequently found out they were fooled can have problems from this, we all believe we're sound judges of character and this can bring into doubt their own ability to relate to people honestly. Often I observe fake women chatting and if they're keeping it in the room, being funny and enjoyable I keep my mouth shut, I figure they're transparent and most people know what they're doing, it's not hurting anyone, but there are some people who take it much further to the point where they entwine people in their little games and the people become involved with them - then they find out that the person they thought they knew didn't exist, this can bring a sense of loss as well as feeling they were a fool and also a reluctance to enter into any of the very pleasant chats that can be found on the net in case once again they're chatting to a fake.
Ah it's really a minefield and it needs a psychologist to work out all the implications, but it's just plain wrong to lie, whether on the net or in real life, we all know that.
 

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How do we know you guys who claim to be guys aren't really women?!!!

First of all, why would anybody pretend to be a woman just to get pictures? There are thousands of free pix all over the place. Or pay for just one month at LPSG and you can download more than you can find time to download.

Second, I'm highly suspicious of these guys who worry so much about whether some guys out there are pretending to be women. Why are you so hung up on this? So what? Who cares? Why should it bother you? It's the nature of the Internet that you don't really know who anybody is. You should take everything you read here with a grain of salt.

Finally, I disagree that you can ever tell who is "really" a woman or a man by what they write. You must have a really limited set of experiences with women if you don't think ANY women could have attitudes or behaviors like what YOU think of as typical ONLY of men. It's a sexist position on your part, and narow-minded in general terms, to boot.
 

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Men and women communicate really differently, and anyone who doesn't realise that must have a really limited set of experiences. Yes women can talk about sex, we can be filthier than any guy, but the way we're filthy is different. The Turin test is designed to try to make people think a computer is real (or something like that I don't know much about computers) it doesn't fool experts because no matter how well programmed it is it just isn't a person - the same way with people, men are men, women are women. We're all experts in communication between people because we've done it all our lives - so yes if you apply a little common sense and actually listen to your instincts its usually plain. If you read an erotic story by a man and one by a woman they're usually totally different, this is mirrored in the way they communicate on any level.
 

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Second, I'm highly suspicious of these guys who worry so much about whether some guys out there are pretending to be women. Why are you so hung up on this? So what? Who cares? Why should it bother you? It's the nature of the Internet that you don't really know who anybody is. You should take everything you read here with a grain of salt.

So, if it's okay with you, I'll take this whole post with a grain of salt. Some people come on here and build friendships with others. If you don't/can't, that's cool. No one is "hung up" on anything. We're just exploring something about the way people relate to eachother.

Relax.
 

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Damn Lex, do you know how many of those I'm guilty of?

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But I know you are all woman babe. As do many others.

How do we know you guys who claim to be guys aren't really women?!!!

First of all, why would anybody pretend to be a woman just to get pictures? There are thousands of free pix all over the place. Or pay for just one month at LPSG and you can download more than you can find time to download.

Second, I'm highly suspicious of these guys who worry so much about whether some guys out there are pretending to be women. Why are you so hung up on this? So what? Who cares? Why should it bother you? It's the nature of the Internet that you don't really know who anybody is. You should take everything you read here with a grain of salt.

Finally, I disagree that you can ever tell who is "really" a woman or a man by what they write. You must have a really limited set of experiences with women if you don't think ANY women could have attitudes or behaviors like what YOU think of as typical ONLY of men. It's a sexist position on your part, and narow-minded in general terms, to boot.

I love the fact that you don't identify your gender in your profile.

Liars suck--that is what I am hung up on--the TRUTH.