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Lex is usually right on the case with a very clear "I smell cock around here" and the perp usually vanishes under the bridge.

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In other news, I just had a mango for breakfast and it was delicious.

I felt the need to make a slight correction.

I sell, erm SMELL, mango around here.

NCbear (who especially loves people who can't spell "public" in public)

:BIG smile:
 

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I find this to be Straight8's doing this or as i like to call them Silly7's who are a glass of wine and a wig and a dress away from me fucking them in the ass.:cool: I find the way to smoke them out is tell them Judge Judy was killed in a car crash.

LOL. What? No Kiss. :biggrin1:

Hugs and Kisses,

Karmen
 

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We seem to be having a "shim" showing up quite regularly in chat lately, and you KNOW who you are - Miss BANNED QUEEN!

You know, it is just frustrating when dudes LIE about being female to either chat with other dudes or whatever the hell it is that they are trying to do. Be straight about it and stop all the bullshit. It is because of this that most of us don't chat with a lot of the women here until we are absolutely sure they are women. It is just sad...
 

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Knockernail,

You are probably right on the money about the way we change ourselves when we are talking to someone who appeals to us. Guys... show a little tenderness! LOL!




Hey! I talk that way :mad: and me ain´t a fake woman :biggrin1: . But most of women fade away when me appear. :redface: :tongue:

I think they are looking for the man´s gentleness. We never treat another man as we treat a woman when we like her. I have never understood this behaviour, but lately i´m realising that many people just look for attention and a bit of tenderness.

I don´t know, maybe they are not so freaks.
 

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It would be fascinating to see an example in the differences in writing as you stated. I must be obtuse but I dont know if I could tell actually. But whatever I may say or however I may write I am 100% female. I loved Lex's list by the way! LOL!












Men and women communicate really differently, and anyone who doesn't realise that must have a really limited set of experiences. Yes women can talk about sex, we can be filthier than any guy, but the way we're filthy is different. The Turin test is designed to try to make people think a computer is real (or something like that I don't know much about computers) it doesn't fool experts because no matter how well programmed it is it just isn't a person - the same way with people, men are men, women are women. We're all experts in communication between people because we've done it all our lives - so yes if you apply a little common sense and actually listen to your instincts its usually plain. If you read an erotic story by a man and one by a woman they're usually totally different, this is mirrored in the way they communicate on any level.
 

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It would be fascinating to see an example in the differences in writing as you stated. I must be obtuse but I dont know if I could tell actually. But whatever I may say or however I may write I am 100% female. I loved Lex's list by the way! LOL!

You are not obtuse, dear. And i have always noticed that you are a woman. Spoiled Princess is right, there is something about the way of writting and telling things, but I´m not able to explain it. :redface:

By the way, yesterday i learnt the meaning of naughty. :biggrin1: :redface:
 

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Preach on brothers, for you speak the truth!

Equally annoying... the straight guys who insist on private chatting or camming with no info in their profile.:confused: As if I should be grateful for their attention. :tongue: njqt466


Hey there! A/S/L? I'm 26/F/DC, luv 2 c u on cam. my cams broke, tho. send me pics?

LEX said:
Top 10 Giveaways (to sniff out cock pretending to be pussy):
  • Bra size in user name
  • Women's name in username
  • Women's name in username followed by ("loves cock", "loves camming", "craves bigs ones")
  • Has a porn star's pics in their gallery (you know exceptionally, model level beauty with fully painted face and perky inflatiable tits)
  • Comes into chat room expressing their love for large cocks immediately
  • Is NOT befriended by the real women (who all stick together like glue behind the scenes)
  • Tries to get a guy to cam and show their cocks
  • Does not HAG on the gay men
  • Speaks like a man (damn, bro, I love it when the big guys grope me)
  • Compliments every guy with a dick that enters the room
    Act Accordingly.
 

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You are not obtuse, dear. And i have always noticed that you are a woman. Spoiled Princess is right, there is something about the way of writting and telling things, but I´m not able to explain it. :redface:

By the way, yesterday i learnt the meaning of naughty. :biggrin1: :redface:



Oh yeah? Do tell what you learned, sir...:biggrin1:
 

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It would be fascinating to see an example in the differences in writing as you stated. I must be obtuse but I dont know if I could tell actually. But whatever I may say or however I may write I am 100% female. I loved Lex's list by the way! LOL!

Try an algorithm based test online – plug a sample of some writing (500 words are best) into the Gender Genie


Disclaimer: I have no idea if it works at all!
 

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Try an algorithm based test online – plug a sample of some writing (500 words are best) into the Gender Genie


Disclaimer: I have no idea if it works at all!
Interesting. I plugged in passages from two erotic stories that I had written for my girlfriend. The first one narrowly came up as being written by a man, but the second one scored overwhelmingly female. Maybe I would do better at chatting if I was a girl?
 

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Naughty - it's really hard to say what it is, as I so often resort to saying it's just a feeling - but if I had to put it into words I'd say women's erotica dwells more on feelings, they use much more emotive language, whereas men's erotica dwells more on detail. I think I'd say women's erotica is more dreamlike, men will give you an exact description of what the woman/guy looks like naked, women's erotica often glosses over the physical descriptions, locations, specifics of actions to dwell on how those actions made them feel, the effects of those actions. A lot of people will say women's erotica can't be hard core which isn't true, and that women will steer away from using 'dirty' words, neither of these is true, if I read erotica by men I find myself keeping a distance from it, the very specificity of it reminds me I'm reading a story, whereas with women's erotica it's less specific therefore easier to empathise with and sink into. But a story can fail to fit into any of these criteria and still just feel 'male' or 'female.' We all have instincts which our gloss of civilisation fails to recognise and I think it just comes down at the end to instinct.