Guys, what if you had breasts?

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  1. D_Prudence_Admonition_Drightits

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    This post is inspired by sk_bum's question- "Chicks, what if you had a dick?"

    Guys, what you do if you woke up and had the firm, voluptuous breasts of a 21 year old woman for a day? What size would they be? Only the breast are new, you still have a penis.
     
  2. lucky8

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    I'd walk around town topless
     
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    First, call in sick.

    Second, play with my boobs for a couple of hours, at least.

    Third, venture out into the world to mingle and get groped. :biggrin1:

    Maybe find a bisexual girl who would enjoy playing with my boobs and my cock. Lol, there are a lot of possibilities.

    But, I could probably entertain myself for an entire day!

    And I could cum on my own tits, whoopee!


    As to size, I wouldn't want them too large. B or C cup, at the largest.
     
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    If men had breasts they would never get out of bed
     
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    If I had breasts, I would buy some tight-fitting t-shirts and some tiny shorts, walk around town, giving everyone a massive bone
     
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    I would be sucking my niples all day long.
     
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    Would everything remain the same, except I would have a pair of breasts?

    I'd actually be pretty unhappy. I can't imagine breasts looking good on me, or any other man, really. I'd feel misshapen, or I'd think I had some sort of fucked up cancer.

    If I got to have a female figure and face with the boobs, then I'd be ecstatic. I'd have a skinny waist and no ass, but HUGE E-cups or bigger. I'd be like an anime character in terms of proportions. The breasts would have absolutely no sag.

    I'd spend all day playing with my breasts. I've stated so before in other threads, but I absolutely fucking love breasts. I'd jiggle them, jump up and down with them, shimmy my shoulders, squeeze them, try to kiss/lick/suck the nipples, push them together, lift them up, move them around, and so on and so forth. I'd never leave the room.

    Then, I'd go on webcam and be a HUGE tease to all the boys. I'm not interested in guys, and I wouldn't be doing it for them, but I'd just LOVE the power trip. Tons of people asking to move my hands out of the way so they could see my nipples and I'd say "NO SIR". I'd feel so incredibly powerful.

    And then I'd find a really sexy lesbian or bisexual girl, and do my best to seduce her and get laid.

    It'd be a good time.
     
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    I wish I had a pussy. I'd fuck myself alot. Then again nothing would change too much except I might enjoy it twice as much =P
     
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    I dont like man boobs at all.
     
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    I'd get Liposuction
     
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    Being a man of course, I would obviously need them to be bigger and better than anyone else's.

    I would be interested to see if it gave me a hard on when they were caressed.

    I would get on to the media and make as much money out of them as I could.

    Finally I would register www.autotittyfuck.com
     
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    I'd die alone in my apartment...Cause of death: dehydration/heart attack
     
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    I'd seduce all the sexually confused boys out there.
     
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    They'd be A's and I wouldn't do anything with them.
     
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    "[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, san-serif, Tahoma]I could not handle being a woman; I would stay home all day and play with my breasts." -- Steve Martin

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    One gay dude I met on the internets had breast implants. They looked like real breasts.
     
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    This reminds me of this Brian Zembec. He got a boob job on a $100,000 bet. He's supposedly straight.

    YouTube - Guy who gets boob implants

    For the curious: he shows them at about 4:40 minutes.
     
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    I'd buy that so that I could keep them forever.

    I'd try to give myself a tit wank and lick my nipples

    I'd do a lot of jumping around in front of the mirror

    I'd get the massage oil out then give them a rub and squeeze

    I probably wouldn't go out, I would feel like a freak!
     
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