Guys, what if you had breasts?

[Pendlum]

Hey, thats no fair! You'd be getting the pleasure but not the burden!
I vote that the guys can only have tits for a day, if they're all on their period too!

What would we bleed out of?

I would call the doctor, and if it doesn't mean I'm dying, exploit them through the news for money. Something like that, after playing with them.

 

[docthompson]

First, call in sick.

Second, play with my boobs for a couple of hours, at least.

Third, venture out into the world to mingle and get groped. :biggrin1:

Maybe find a bisexual girl who would enjoy playing with my boobs and my cock. Lol, there are a lot of possibilities.

But, I could probably entertain myself for an entire day!

And I could cum on my own tits, whoopee!


As to size, I wouldn't want them too large. B or C cup, at the largest.

If guys had breast,they would be women.

 

[MickeyLee]

Dude... one. I give you bitch tits. Heaps of men have breasts. Your gender awareness, or lack of awareness, is not shocking given your post history.

PLEASE!! Stop necromancing threads from a decade ago. If you must, add something of fucking interest.

 

[someperson]

If men had breasts they would never get out of bed

ahh the explains the guys with man boobs. or saggy grandma type

 

[Serpentlike]

Probably have a nervous breakdown wondering what illness caused my harmonies to go insane.

 

[Enid]

I tell ya, while it is rather annoying for all these old threads to keep getting bumped, sometimes it's so cool seeing all the old folks long gone. Pendlum! Oh he was such a nice guy.

 

[MickeyLee]

I tell ya, while it is rather annoying for all these old threads to keep getting bumped, sometimes it's so cool seeing all the old folks long gone. Pendlum! Oh he was such a nice guy.

Pendie is a sexy lil dude. He should come back to LPSG.

 

[wallyj84]

This thread is almost 9 years old. lol

Men with breasts, at least if they form during puberty, often times develop minor to major psychological issues. It isn't a walk in the park by any means.

In all honesty, if I had a choice I would rather have a small dick than be a man with breasts.

 

[deleted1253403]

This thread is almost 9 years old. lol

Men with breasts, at least if they form during puberty, often times develop minor to major psychological issues. It isn't a walk in the park by any means.

In all honesty, if I had a choice I would rather have a small dick than be a man with breasts.

Ohh I do have a small dick

 

[286798]

Sph is not a womens issue

 

[wallyj84]

Sph is not a womens issue

This isn't a dog thread, not even my comment was intended as such, but this topic still isn't a woman's issue. lol

 

[286798]

This isn't a dog thread, not even my comment was intended as such, but this topic still isn't a woman's issue. lol

My comment wasn't really directed at you, but...... if the shoe fits.

 

[554279]

Dude... one. I give you bitch tits. Heaps of men have breasts. Your gender awareness, or lack of awareness, is not shocking given your post history.

PLEASE!! Stop necromancing threads from a decade ago. If you must, add something of fucking interest.

I never thought of calling it that, but I like it.

I hate a fucking necromancer.

But now that I have looked, why on earth would men having tits be a "Women's Issue".

 

[SlamminSammy]

This post is inspired by sk_bum's question- "Chicks, what if you had a dick?"

Guys, what you do if you woke up and had the firm, voluptuous breasts of a 21 year old woman for a day? What size would they be? Only the breast are new, you still have a penis.

I would want them to be D or DD cups and I would want to be tittyfucked by a big cock.

 

[Catchoftheday]

This post is inspired by sk_bum's question- "Chicks, what if you had a dick?"

Guys, what you do if you woke up and had the firm, voluptuous breasts of a 21 year old woman for a day? What size would they be? Only the breast are new, you still have a penis.

I'd probably try to find a 21 year old woman who was missing a pair of breasts and give them back to her, seems a bit mean pinching a ladies boobies!

 

[1010309]

I'd probably try to find a 21 year old woman who was missing a pair of breasts and give them back to her, seems a bit mean pinching a ladies boobies!

. Please send them my way, I could use a spare.....

 

[deepvoicedan]

If I could choose size they'd be 34dd.

What would I do? First of all I'd shave my chest (very carefully).

This post is inspired by sk_bum's question- "Chicks, what if you had a dick?"

Guys, what you do if you woke up and had the firm, voluptuous breasts of a 21 year old woman for a day? What size would they be? Only the breast are new, you still have a penis.

 

[286798]

Hey Admins- can you move this thread to different forum? This isn't a women's issue... it's directed at men.

 

[LaFemme]

Hey Admins- can you move this thread to different forum? This isn't a women's issue... it's directed at men.

This and “big dick attitude”. Ick. Who cares but men? Not a women’s issue in any sense.

I reported both threads for a move, so we’ll see what happens. Fingers crossed.

 

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