Guys, what position won't she do?

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  1. btnz

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    Hi

    I would consider myself pretty open minded and would try most things, but never considerd myself really good in bed.

    My current GF is really close minded and will only do a few positions. She says that its due to pain due to my size etc / embarrasment about her body etc. but I think that most girls would try most things. (Im not fishing for bragging rights here as i'm not huge at about 8-8.5x6)

    This makes me frustrated as I would love to try some things but know that Im never going to get the chance. This may seem really selfish, but the frustrating thing is just knowing that if I was an asshole, I could just force her to do them, but I just wont...

    Anyway - my list of things I would like to do but never will is (in no particular order):

    - Reverse cowgirl (her on top, facing away)
    - Her on top, feet flat on bed.
    - Standing up
    - Jackhammer (her legs around ears)
    - Hard and fast doggy
    - 69
    - Her riding me with knees up
    - Anal

    Do you guys have any 'white whales' of sex positions that you would like to try but never have? I'm asking to see if anybody else feels the same way I do?

    (PS I'm fully aware of how arrogant this whole question sounds - I have considerd her feelings and am just looking to the LPSG community for some feedback)
     
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  2. unabear09

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    wow its kinda hard to believe she won't do some of those positions.....a few of them put her in control of the depth and speed....what gives?


    of course....if you were in my boat (no sex in ages)....well hell any sex is better than no sex
     
  3. B_ScaredLittleBoy

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    There are girls who won't do anything but missionary. Girls who won't have the god damn common courtesy to give you a blowjob.

    But then there are girls who will do all those positions and more. They are much more fun. And really, in my experience the girls who would only do a limited number of positions were more trouble than they were worth...both inside and outside the bedroom.

    Also, tends to be the case that these women never suddenly decide to "get freaky"...so I think if you want to try those positions you need to find someone else who does not have the hangups.

    FYI, you should try the one where you bend her over, doggystyle and make her lay flat on her stomach and enter her that way. My ex used to laugh that it was a position for smaller guys. She loved the depth that that position allows.
     
  4. btnz

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    Fully agree and regarding the depth thing - this has always been my point as .it puts her in control'.

    As far as rampant girls go, I agree too. If I was getting all the filthy acrobatic sex i've ever wanted, I would probably be paranoid about where she has been lol!
     
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    btnz -
    gosh, i am sorry to hear this. all those things you want to do with her are great things and i think she would enjoy them. i am sorry she won't do them. she really won't do them? you have asked her and she says "NO"?
    lots of those positions are ones that might actually be comfortable and enjoyable for her. i wish she would try them at least. then she could say for certain 'that is....whatever'.
    i wish you luck. try talking to her again...when you are giving her the best oral she has ever had in her life. lol.
     
  6. B_spotted_duck

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    Naah. Don't worry about where she's been... unless she suddenly comes up with new tricks :eek:
     
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    That is a shame... I just scared about anal.. that's about it.
     
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    her qualms with anal, doesnt like doggie too much either, she finds it too tight and uncomfortable...
     
  9. rob_just_rob

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    Any of the ones requiring a 2nd woman.
     
  10. Principessa

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    My feedback other than the above is to stop watching so much porn!!! Men should think of porn like a beautiful bowl of plastic fruit. It's beautiful, it looks real, but it's just for show, it is visual entertainment. You are not meant to eat plastic fruit. Just like you are not meant to replicate or do everything you see in porn.
     
  11. whatireallywant

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    Now THIS is what I have to offer! (For all of those threads about "What does the woman have to offer...) I'm a bit skittish about anal (although I do eventually want to try it), but everything else listed is fair game, and I've done a few of them before! (I love hard and fast doggystyle once I get adequately aroused, and I sometimes like a bit of 69 as foreplay, although I like penetration better...) There ARE things I won't do sexually, but they are more of the kinky variety.
     
  12. opooo

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    hey man, at least you're getting some... be happy with what you got
     
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    I'm shocked as these are some of my favorites. I do agree with NJ that if you're working with 8.5", hard and fast anything might be out of the question, but none of your other suggestions should be! I guess your girl wouldn't agree with me, but if I'm into my man sexually, and the emotional feelings are there as they should be, nothing should be closed for discussion. I want to do anything to make the sex out of this world, and to please my man in bed. So everything should be tried at least once, and if someone doesn't like it, then we take it off the table. You need a new girl!

    I disagree with this. I'm not saying we should try to mimic porn to a t, but I think porn serves as great inspiration and can provide good ideas to spice up the sex life. Maybe the bowl of plastic fruit inspires me to go out and buy the real thing so I can bite into a nice juicy apple or whatever, and really enjoy it.
     
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    Wow thanks everone. At least there's some good depate and I have plenty to think about. 466, thanks for taking apart my comments - and I do watch too much porn!

    I think that it's a case of bing happy that I'm getting some at all!
     
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    my last girl would do nothing apart from missionary and the odd handjob. no BJ, no on top no nothin!

    Even some of my previous has been like shaggin a brick in bed! useless!

    The bird I've got now will do everything and more. I'm hanging onto this one and doing ti everyway for as long as I can! woohoo!
     
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    anal is about the only thing mine will not do....
     
  17. waterpoloplaya

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    thats real unfortunate man. I sympathize. I wish mine wud let me do anal with her, but other than that shes open. She has HPV tho and has had repeated operations on her cervix, so we cant go for that long and many positions hurt her, so i understand.
     
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    We have a slightly longer list of no-nos due to my size - reverse cowgirl and from behind with her flat on her stomach are too much for her. Also, she almost never will do anal. I had girlfriends who did all those, so I didn't miss anything though.
     
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    My partners enjoys most positions but isn't keen on wheelbarrow, anal or DP.
     
  20. TheRob

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    my women tend to want to be on top at first but then decide they don't like it
     
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