Guys who you'd like to slap...and then fuck!

[edonline]

Tucker Carlson needs a deep, hard hate-fuck. :087:

Tucker might enjoy that, judging from gossip I've read on other sites.

 

[Ethyl]

Tucker Carlson needs a deep, hard hate-fuck. :087:

True dat. One 10 inch strap-on coming right up...

 

[anonme]

eric mabius
cause he such a tease, then i would bend him over and fuck the life out of him, then lick his feet and give something to fill his tummy

 

[mikey41]

I could never slap Bill Hemmer. But I could do many, many other things with him.

 

[B_Monster]

Tobey Maguire and a hung black twink, I would bend them over a nice couch and fuck them like I was riding a horse.

How about fucking and slapping them WHILE riding a horse, Giddy-up!

 

[hot-rod]

Tucker Carlson needs a deep, hard hate-fuck. :087:

lol yeah, and so do I.

 

[hotbtminla]

This thread has made me laugh out loud 6 times. Well done, people. :biggrin1:

This is a tricky one for me because I love to get fucked, and I tend to be a submissive type in the sack. :tongue:

Having a very hard time coming up with someone who I would both like to bitch-slap and fuck.

Tucker is such a good choice... ooh! I know. Spencer Pratt from the Hills. I would totally smack him around and then bend him over and give his ass a good seeing-to. With every thrust I'd spell D-O-U-C-H-E-B-A-G. Then I'd blow my load on his face.

Wow. I'm astonished by own unexpected vitriol. Where did that come from? :redface:

 

[BOOG1956]

no doubt in my mine it wood be mario lopez i would swallow every drop he has

 

[NovaBone]

Dane Cook. He's incredibly annoying and unfunny but I have this urge to fuck his brains out.

 

[cowboyfireman]

Kinky, :smile:

I'd like to fuck the 10% of Monster that's on my team. But I don't think I'd risk slapping him first...I mean really...LOOK AT THOSE ARMS

 

[hotbtminla]

Dane Cook. He's incredibly annoying and unfunny but I have this urge to fuck his brains out.

Good one, Nova.

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

For sure it would be Brody Jenner.Id smack his face so hard.Than do the most vile things to him,lol. Im including his picture.He"s on the mtv show "The Hills".:tongue:

 

[coogy3]

JD Roberto from American Idol Rewind on the Fox Reality network is so annoying, but I'd hit it. Anyone else notice his crotch is completely out of control? I had to TiVo the marathon today just to stare in amazement. Wish someone would post some pix!

 

[DimaBoy]

It is a risk being slapped by Monster judging his arms, but look at his cock....... it is a risk being fucked by him! Damn, the slapping and fucking will hurt!........Hmmmm, I like it :biggrin1:

 

[hotbtminla]

It is a risk being slapped by Monster judging his arms, but look at his cock....... it is a risk being fucked by him! Damn, the slapping and fucking will hurt!........Hmmmm, I like it :biggrin1:

Yes, I have to imagine a tumble with Monster would lead to one walking bowlegged and unable to sit down for some time. That feeling that you've been so deeply and thoroughly fucked that you can still feel him inside you for hours afterward....sigh :redface:

Sorry, lost my train of thought there. What were we talking about again? Right, that trip to San Jose I've been meaning to set up. Business trip. All business. Business I have to take care of. What? No I'm not being cagey. I have to see a guy about installing a powerful hard drive into my laptop. I don't know what you're talking about. :biggrin1:

 

[OCMuscleJock]

You learn fast boy!

BOY!?!?!

we'll see who's the boy when you get yer bubble ass back to the OC
*lick*

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

BOY!?!?!

we'll see who's the boy when you get yer bubble ass back to the OC
*lick*

wow.Some guys get all the good invites.:tongue:

 

[OCMuscleJock]

wow.Some guys get all the good invites.:tongue:

you live closer Jason so come visit anytime!!

 

[B_JasonDawgxxx]

:tongue:<------------Blushes

 

[OCMuscleJock]

hope you don't mind a lil' beard burn on that purty ass *lick*