Guys with actual (supposed) measurements from groupie dirt + metal sludge ranked FYI

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I cannot believe this shit! Robert Plant with a 10 inch cock? You are fucking CRAZY! Watch "The Song Remains the Same" live concert movie. I've seen clits bigger than Plant's revealing bulge. It must be all of 2 inches long at the most. I laughed long and hard when he sang "Every inch of my love". The PLURAL for that tiny thing! Wake up! Do some homework and researh before posting anything.
 

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its funny that Phil Anselmo is listed at over 10...considering i saw Pantera in concert once, and he was growling some bullshit about Pantera being the ultimate metal band and saying "if anyone says otherwise, i got eight-and-a-half inches for them to suck on"

81/2-10"...enh! who's counting!LOL
 

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Ok, some I can believe. But I would rather see a lot pics from all of these band members to believe in all of that. How can one person know everything about every rock star's penis? I want to see some proof.
 

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Peter Steele - fronted his goods in playgirl - i wouldn't say 11" but the boy is packing.
Phil Anselmo - likes to whip it out. go to an after party, wait about 30 mins he'll be exposed. if you can get a copy of The Cowboys from Hell dvd ya see his southern pride about midway through. 8 1/2 easy.

while i lack the up close and personal to say just how large he gets Mr Brian Molko of Placebo is proof that height has no relation to length.

ML
 

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Peter Steele is damn big. The biggest guy on this forum is barely 11 inches and no way Peter Steele is close to that. We all know who that guy with 11 real inches on here is and if we didn't know better we would easily think it's 13 inches.
 

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No guy on this Forum has been proven to be 11 inches and none of these guys have proof that they are as big or as small as you say. This forum should be based on facts and picture proof not based on what you heard through the grape vine.
 
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There are certain pubs here in Birmingham where the alleged sex, drugs and rock n roll excesses of Led Zeppelin are still regular topics of conversation. Men of a certain age talk reverentially of having shared a drink or a spliff with them, while women of a certain age boast of having shared a bed with various members of Led Zep, and Robert Plant in particular. Although of course I am seldom seen in pubs, nor indulge in idle gossip, I met one woman in particular, let's call her Lynne, who gave a credible account of Plant's sexual prowess, although the act of having sex with a rock legend, would certainly get me highly aroused, and I suspect that drink and drugs helped this woman get aroused back in the day. She did not mention the size of his cock. I am sure that you wouldn't have to dig too deep in the pubs of Birmingham to find women who could give a first hand account of whether BigJohn9x8's learned observations are correct or not.

I cannot believe this shit! Robert Plant with a 10 inch cock? You are fucking CRAZY! Watch "The Song Remains the Same" live concert movie. I've seen clits bigger than Plant's revealing bulge. It must be all of 2 inches long at the most. I laughed long and hard when he sang "Every inch of my love". The PLURAL for that tiny thing! Wake up! Do some homework and researh before posting anything.
 
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I'd have to agree with you. Back before he married Annette Bening, I read an article where the author interviewed several of Warren Beatty's former lovers and their estimations of his size ranged from "not that memorable" to "massive".

I don't remember the particulars, but my perception at the time was that the women filtered their memories through their current attitudes towards Warren.
madonna wouldn't have fucked him is he was small.
 

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I went through those 2 highly talked about (here anyway) lists from here and here. The only additional estimate length not from those 2 sites I added was Tommy Lee, because I've read enough discussion in threads on here to put that range on there. People who want to put it at smaller than 8 here I don't think are taking into account his height.

Obviously like any gossip this is just that and take it with a grain of salt. Again, if anyone has any additional lengths or estimates reported anywhere I'll edit them into the list. I also excluded really obscure people from those lists (like people who didn't even have a wikipedia page). Consider this a Rock companion to the Karrine Steffans rapper dick list circulated widely a couple months ago.

# of '' rocker name (band and talent)
11 Peter Steele (Type O Negative frontman)
> 10 Phil Anselmo (Pantera singer)
10 Joey Castillo (Queens of the Stone Age + Danzig drummer)
10 Tony Kanal (No Doubt bassist)
10 Yogi (ex-Buckcherry guitarist)
? 10 Jerry Cantrell (Alice in Chains guitarist)
< 10 Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin singer/lyricist)
9 Bryan Scott (The Union Underground singer)
9 Dani Filth (Cradle of Filth frontman)
8-9 Tommy Lee (Motley Crue drummer)
8-9 Rikki Rockett (Poison drummer)
> 8.5 Fred Coury (Cinderella drummer)
8.5 Ben "The Ghoul" Graves (Murderdolls drummer)
8.5 Tracii Guns (L.A. Guns, Brides Of Destruction guitarist)
8 (7 girth) Zack De La Rocha (Rage Against The Machine)
8 Ahrue Luster (Machine Head guitarist)
8 Art Alexakis (Everclear)
8 Derrick Green (Sepultura guitarist)
8 Matt Sorum (Ex-Guns N Roses drummer)
8 Riki Racthman (former MTV Headbanger's Ball, Loveline DJ)
8 Ryan Roxie (Alice Cooper, Slash's Snakepit guitarist)
8 Phil Varone (Skid Row drummer)
8 Sean McNabb (Great White bassist)
8 Steve "Sex" Summers (Pretty Boy Floyd singer)
8 Tom Hamilton (Aerosmith bassist)
8 Twiggy Ramirez (Marilyn Manson bassist)
7-8 Chad Gray (Mudvayne vocalist)
7-8 Jeff Hanneman (Slayer guitarist)
7-8 Paul Stanley (Kiss singer/rhythm guitarist/songwriter)
7.5 Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails)
6-8 Tom Keifer (Cinderella frontman)
7 Bret Michaels (Poison Singer)
7 Chris Caffery (Savatage guitarist)
7 Coby Dick (Papa Roach singer)
7 Dez Fafara (Coal Chamber vocalist)
7 Kenny Olson (Kid Rock guitarist)
7 Tom Araya (Slayer frontman)
7 Vivian Campbell (Def Leppard guitarist)
> 6.5 Bobby Blotzer (Ratt drummer)
> 6 Eminem
6 Billy Idol
6 Erik Turner (Warrant guitarist)
6 Kerry King (Slayer guitarist)
6 Lars Ulrich (Metallica drummer)
6 Mark Hoppus (Blink 182 singer/bassist)
6 Miguel "Meegs" Rascón (Coal Chamber guitarist)
6 Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue bassist/lead songwriter)
6 Ralph Saenz (Metal Skool, Atomic Punks singer)
6 Tobin Esperance (Papa Roach bassist)
5-6 Dan Spitz (Anthrax guitarist)
5-6 Robb Flynn (Machine Head frontman)
5 Dino Cazares (Fear Factory guitarist)
5 Eric Stacy (Faster Pussycat bassist)
5 Glenn Danzig (Misfits)
5 Tim Commerford (Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave bassist)
4.5 Marq Torien (BulletBoys)
3-4 Layne Staley (Alice in Chains singer)
3 Billy Joe Armstrong (Green Day frontman)
3 Mick Brown (Dokken drummer)





I don't know about the others, but I know for a fact Eminem is 7.5, not 6. Also, Twiggy Ramirez is NO WHERE NEAR fucking 8 inches! I've seen it plenty of times just from being a mansonite, and believe me, its okay when erect but at the most he's 4-5 inches.
 

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Yeah I've heard alot of different sizes for some of these guys. Don't know how trustworthy any of these groupies are. From what I've read, it seems like the groupies will exaggerate the penis size of a musician who they took a liking to both in bed and out. For instance, I've read that Trent Reznor is pretty average, but is a good lay.

I did read somewhere that Zach De La Rocha and Dani Filth are both pretty massive. Not that my sources were any more credible, just offering my two cents.

well i don't think zach dela rocha is what you would call massive. unless he is an extremely huge grower. from this pic he looks more of an average size.
 

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I went through those 2 highly talked about (here anyway) lists from here and here. The only additional estimate length not from those 2 sites I added was Tommy Lee, because I've read enough discussion in threads on here to put that range on there. People who want to put it at smaller than 8 here I don't think are taking into account his height.

Obviously like any gossip this is just that and take it with a grain of salt. Again, if anyone has any additional lengths or estimates reported anywhere I'll edit them into the list. I also excluded really obscure people from those lists (like people who didn't even have a wikipedia page). Consider this a Rock companion to the Karrine Steffans rapper dick list circulated widely a couple months ago.

# of '' rocker name (band and talent)
11 Peter Steele (Type O Negative frontman)
> 10 Phil Anselmo (Pantera singer)
10 Joey Castillo (Queens of the Stone Age + Danzig drummer)
10 Tony Kanal (No Doubt bassist)
10 Yogi (ex-Buckcherry guitarist)
? 10 Jerry Cantrell (Alice in Chains guitarist)
< 10 Robert Plant (Led Zeppelin singer/lyricist)
9 Bryan Scott (The Union Underground singer)
9 Dani Filth (Cradle of Filth frontman)
8-9 Tommy Lee (Motley Crue drummer)
8-9 Rikki Rockett (Poison drummer)
> 8.5 Fred Coury (Cinderella drummer)
8.5 Ben "The Ghoul" Graves (Murderdolls drummer)
8.5 Tracii Guns (L.A. Guns, Brides Of Destruction guitarist)
8 (7 girth) Zack De La Rocha (Rage Against The Machine)
8 Ahrue Luster (Machine Head guitarist)
8 Art Alexakis (Everclear)
8 Derrick Green (Sepultura guitarist)
8 Matt Sorum (Ex-Guns N Roses drummer)
8 Riki Racthman (former MTV Headbanger's Ball, Loveline DJ)
8 Ryan Roxie (Alice Cooper, Slash's Snakepit guitarist)
8 Phil Varone (Skid Row drummer)
8 Sean McNabb (Great White bassist)
8 Steve "Sex" Summers (Pretty Boy Floyd singer)
8 Tom Hamilton (Aerosmith bassist)
8 Twiggy Ramirez (Marilyn Manson bassist)
7-8 Chad Gray (Mudvayne vocalist)
7-8 Jeff Hanneman (Slayer guitarist)
7-8 Paul Stanley (Kiss singer/rhythm guitarist/songwriter)
7.5 Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails)
6-8 Tom Keifer (Cinderella frontman)
7 Bret Michaels (Poison Singer)
7 Chris Caffery (Savatage guitarist)
7 Coby Dick (Papa Roach singer)
7 Dez Fafara (Coal Chamber vocalist)
7 Kenny Olson (Kid Rock guitarist)
7 Tom Araya (Slayer frontman)
7 Vivian Campbell (Def Leppard guitarist)
> 6.5 Bobby Blotzer (Ratt drummer)
> 6 Eminem
6 Billy Idol
6 Erik Turner (Warrant guitarist)
6 Kerry King (Slayer guitarist)
6 Lars Ulrich (Metallica drummer)
6 Mark Hoppus (Blink 182 singer/bassist)
6 Miguel "Meegs" Rascón (Coal Chamber guitarist)
6 Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue bassist/lead songwriter)
6 Ralph Saenz (Metal Skool, Atomic Punks singer)
6 Tobin Esperance (Papa Roach bassist)
5-6 Dan Spitz (Anthrax guitarist)
5-6 Robb Flynn (Machine Head frontman)
5 Dino Cazares (Fear Factory guitarist)
5 Eric Stacy (Faster Pussycat bassist)
5 Glenn Danzig (Misfits)
5 Tim Commerford (Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave bassist)
4.5 Marq Torien (BulletBoys)
3-4 Layne Staley (Alice in Chains singer)
3 Billy Joe Armstrong (Green Day frontman)
3 Mick Brown (Dokken drummer)



This list is total bullshit, and anyone who believes it, is simply massaging the over sized egos of these rock stars with average size penis' (or smaller) that would like the world to think they are huge. I am annoyed with myself that i am wasting my time even bothering to reply to this list of fantasy.
 

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Tommy Lee??? are you kidding me? His junk is all over the internet and erect.........check on he and Pam Anderson on their sex tape.................:)

LMAO