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I just wanted to get this off my chest. Just a side note: usually when I rant about something, I take the time to do meticulous research and site sources, but this time I'm just mad and irrational. So here goes the hyperbole!
FUCK SMALL DICK HAVING MOTHERFUCKERS!
There, I said it. I used to feel bad for you bastards, but no more. Driving around in your souped up cars and being super A-type personalities (code for ass-hole), I knew that you suffered from the embarrassment of constantly having to get your tiny dicks out in front of girls you liked, so I was always magnanimous when you acted like asses.
Recently I had a revelation; small dicked bastards ruined my sex life. I'm 38 years old and only in the last few years have I learned how to really take advantage of my larger than average tool. I will be the first to admit that the blame is largely mine. Nobody stopped me from doing research or even being more curious about where the 2/3 of my dick went once it got past the point in the vagina that my fingers could reach. But my lack of curiosity was at least partially caused by discrimination. I grew up in a time before the internet, believing that having a big dick was like having a third nipple; remarkable, but ultimately useless. Somehow small dicked guys got to write the history of good fucking with all their lies, half truths, and old wives tales bending my mind away from reality. All the nerves in the vagina are in the first two inches. Only clitoral or G-spot orgasms are possible, so fingers and tongues are needed. And on and on. And the slogans. The fucking slogans. Its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean, its not the size of the wand but the magic that it does, etc. Fuck that.
About two years ago I learned about the deep spots I could hit. Now I practically have to beg my wife to let me go down on her. I fuck her to multiple orgasms and her clit barely ever comes into play -- by her choice. There's a whole other world in there, like in Leviathan. I admit that its my fault that I wasn't more curious, but my whole life I was told that my special gift was meaningless.
I don't want to drag down these small dick jerks. They have enough problems. I'm writing this to express how important the LPSG really is. It wasn't until I came here that my mind was freed from oppression. The name seems like joke the first time you see it, but this is no joke. I'm glad that we are here spreading the truth. I hope that some day, the countless millions will come of age confident and armed with knowledge.
FUCK SMALL DICK HAVING MOTHERFUCKERS!
There, I said it. I used to feel bad for you bastards, but no more. Driving around in your souped up cars and being super A-type personalities (code for ass-hole), I knew that you suffered from the embarrassment of constantly having to get your tiny dicks out in front of girls you liked, so I was always magnanimous when you acted like asses.
Recently I had a revelation; small dicked bastards ruined my sex life. I'm 38 years old and only in the last few years have I learned how to really take advantage of my larger than average tool. I will be the first to admit that the blame is largely mine. Nobody stopped me from doing research or even being more curious about where the 2/3 of my dick went once it got past the point in the vagina that my fingers could reach. But my lack of curiosity was at least partially caused by discrimination. I grew up in a time before the internet, believing that having a big dick was like having a third nipple; remarkable, but ultimately useless. Somehow small dicked guys got to write the history of good fucking with all their lies, half truths, and old wives tales bending my mind away from reality. All the nerves in the vagina are in the first two inches. Only clitoral or G-spot orgasms are possible, so fingers and tongues are needed. And on and on. And the slogans. The fucking slogans. Its not the size of the boat but the motion in the ocean, its not the size of the wand but the magic that it does, etc. Fuck that.
About two years ago I learned about the deep spots I could hit. Now I practically have to beg my wife to let me go down on her. I fuck her to multiple orgasms and her clit barely ever comes into play -- by her choice. There's a whole other world in there, like in Leviathan. I admit that its my fault that I wasn't more curious, but my whole life I was told that my special gift was meaningless.
I don't want to drag down these small dick jerks. They have enough problems. I'm writing this to express how important the LPSG really is. It wasn't until I came here that my mind was freed from oppression. The name seems like joke the first time you see it, but this is no joke. I'm glad that we are here spreading the truth. I hope that some day, the countless millions will come of age confident and armed with knowledge.
