Guys With Small Dicks Ruined My Sex Life

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Oh, ok Meetmee, I get what you're saying now. Well, I wish you happy humping with the missus!
 

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I fail to see the logic in anything you had to say. If you were a complacent lover because you believed everything you read on the internet that's on you. Better to pay attention to your lover's responses than the computer.
 

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Still, not nearly as far fetched as a woman not wanting someone to go anywhere near her clit.

sort of wrong!
i couldn't care less about having a guy deal with my clit.
with a guy, i want cock. big, big, cock, for hours and hours and hours.
oh, and saggy balls too, please. :smile:

for clit action, i prefer girls.
 

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It's clear by the OP's posts that he's educated; it's a shame he's not intellectually curious (or perhaps even particularly intelligent?) as well.

P.S. :
My lack of sexual curiosity and lack of communication about sex with my wife are the real culprits here.
 

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sort of wrong!
i couldn't care less about having a guy deal with my clit.
with a guy, i want cock. big, big, cock, for hours and hours and hours.
oh, and saggy balls too, please. :smile:

for clit action, i prefer girls.

Makes sense; I've been with a few bi girls, and they all ranged from the extreme ends: either they were really in to the front-end stuff (wanted me to keep it shallow and rub their clit with my hand), or were really just with me since they wanted to get drilled by my cock. All the straight girls I've been with are have been in some space between those two ends.
I was being a little presumptuous about monogamy here since he's married; obviously if they have an open relationship she could get her clit taken care of by a lady too. A woman with a sex drive who doesn't like any clit action though? Haven't met one yet.

Oh and @Meetmee, you have made some pretty hostile responses to some of your replies. It sounds like you're angry at guys with big dicks too. Perhaps you should just take a moment to collect your thoughts, and come back tomorrow when you're in a better mood.
 
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@josiath My sex life wasn't really ruined. I was just commenting on all the "popular wisdom" about pleasing a woman, and how little of it applied to making use of a large penis. It would have been nice to find out sooner.
I guess we all have to find out for ourselves what is/isn't true - about a great range of things, not just sex. Takes time is all.
 

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There, I said it. I used to feel bad for you bastards, but no more. Driving around in your souped up cars and being super A-type personalities (code for ass-hole), I knew that you suffered from the embarrassment of constantly having to get your tiny dicks out in front of girls you liked, so I was always magnanimous when you acted like asses.
I think this is a huge stereotype :(
 

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I think this is a huge stereotype :(
Yes it is. So all small(er) dicked guys are like this, just like ALL big dicked guys are assholes who can't be monogamous, and all average guys...are there any sterotypes about us?

The OP has some issues he needs to work through, I would think.
 

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I would have gone with all big dicked guys suck in bed, lol. And for average guys... I'm unaware of any stereotypes!

I just don't think you can assume that guys with small dicks are assholes. It may be true the other way around, but then again I wouldn't know.
 

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To the OP...

I get your satirical approach, and I thought it was funny. Satire is a tough thing to pull off well, and any writer who tries his hand at it will invariably find that some people in the audience just don't "get it." Such is life.

To those who feel the OP has some major issues, perhaps you should re-read his original post and try reading enough between the lines to see he is writing tongue-in-cheek. He doesn't REALLY hate "small dicked guys," but instead is responding in a satirical manner against the stereotypes and conventional wisdom he has heard regarding sex. In other words, if most men had bigger dicks, there would be less need to reassure them that size does not matter.

In short (pun intended), he's pointing out that there are advantages to having a larger than average endowment, one of which is, when used skillfully, one's larger member can scratch erogenous itches that a smaller member can't.

I thought it was cleverly written and made a good point. Nice.