To the OP...
I get your satirical approach, and I thought it was funny. Satire is a tough thing to pull off well, and any writer who tries his hand at it will invariably find that some people in the audience just don't "get it." Such is life.
To those who feel the OP has some major issues, perhaps you should re-read his original post and try reading enough between the lines to see he is writing tongue-in-cheek. He doesn't REALLY hate "small dicked guys," but instead is responding in a satirical manner against the stereotypes and conventional wisdom he has heard regarding sex. In other words, if most men had bigger dicks, there would be less need to reassure them that size does not matter.
In short (pun intended), he's pointing out that there are advantages to having a larger than average endowment, one of which is, when used skillfully, one's larger member can scratch erogenous itches that a smaller member can't.
I thought it was cleverly written and made a good point. Nice.