GW Bush Presidential Library

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  1. vince

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    SMU ANNOUNCES THE GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY

    Interesting

    Let's help the President with his transition to civilian life.


    The GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY is now in the planning stages.
    The Library will include:

    The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one has yet been able to find.

    The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

    The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won't be able to remember anything.

    Do you have any suggestions for more rooms for Bush's library?

    Such as-

    The Tax Cut Room with entry restricted only to the wealthy.







     
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    wait....Library?

    Bush can read?
     
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    Don't forget a box of 64 with the sharpener on the back.
     
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    Here is the library as I heard of it:

    * The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the exhibits.
    * The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.
    * The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't even have to show up.
    * The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.
    * The Guantánamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.
    * The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find it.
    * The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth tours.
    * The K-Street Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or, if no one is looking, steal one.
    * The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator (or two).

    My addition to this list was:

    * The Extraordinary Rendition Room - Where (1) you never went, (2) nothing happened to you there, and (3) we are not responsible for what was done to you there anyway.

    George W. Bush does not use color crayons. He sees everything in black and white.
     
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    Yeah, I have a room, how about the “Yo world, Saddam ain’t continuing to fuck US while at the same time laughing in the faces of the injured/maimed/dead soldiers that fought in Kuwait anymore now is he” room?
     
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    GW Bush Favorites - This room is filled with picture books and pop-up books and of course the complete Richard Scarry collection.
     
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    The GITMO Room, where you can never leave. Ever.

    The Cheney Room, where you control all the other rooms from behind a curtain.

    The Russian Room, where you can see into people's souls.

    The Oil Prices Room, also known as the elevator, that only goes up (until just before an election...in which case it only goes down).

    The Osama Bin Laden Room, which features a prize if it can be found.
     
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    The only book Zippy ever read was "MY Pet Goat". Just how big of a library need to be?
     
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    Nope. He's also read The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
     
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    I think they should put some grammar books--and a lot of dictionaries--in the George W. Bush library.
     
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    The Economy Room, which is in the toilet.
     
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    This actually reminds me of a bit I saw on Conan O'Brien a while back. He was parodying state quarters, and this was his idea for Texas's design:

    (Imagine this on the back of a quarter next to a picture of GWB's face)

    [FONT=&quot]Texas: the future home of [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]the George W Bush Library (crossed out) [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Bookmobile (crossed out)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Movie Theater[/FONT]
     
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    It won't fit on a t-shirt. Try again.
     
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    [FONT=&quot]Texas: the future home of [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]the George W Bush Library (crossed out) [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Bookmobile (crossed out)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Movie Theater (crossed out)[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Television[/FONT]
     
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    the 1BIGG1 room, where there is no light.
     
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    they should name the main restroom in the smu library bush pres library and call each stall a different room. this would cover all the bases and save lot of money.
     
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    johnson's library is at ut austin, poppie bush's is at a&m college station and zippy's is at a private expensive third rate university in dallas. god does have a sense of humor
     
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