Gymnasts get lots of benefits, like spandex :)

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  1. Spamalot

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    I'm a gymnast, and I've noticed that a LOT of male gymnasts have tiny penises. Spandex either makes you or breaks you. I have a very petite body but am almost 9" and very thick. Naturally, I look ridiculous in spandex. I mean, compared to other guys, I might as well be sporting a whale, especially due to the relative size of my body. Anyway, I stopped trying to cover it up a long time ago. Seeing as I'm usually hard when I'm dressed up, I could never really do much about it. I'm getting sick of the comments, though (mainly the people who think I'm excited over them :rolleyes: ), so advice as to how I could conceal it is appreciated.

    Magic undies, perhaps?
     
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    Okay, so you are wearing your step-in and shorts? Ever try a jock with it?
     
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    Very few wear jocks because of how uncomfortable/restrictive they are.
     
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    You could always go with the ol' duct tape trick.:wink:

    There isn't much you can use to restrict your penis with out restricting the rest of you.
     
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    Oh My God... if you are gonna wear spandex... YOU HAVE GOT TO STAY SOFT!!!! Spandex and a big soft cock is AWESOME... spandex and a boner is SCARY! lol!!!! :biggrin1:
     
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    :tongue:

    I guess I'll just keep it out for the world to see.
     
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    I dunno if this would work but what about about tight spandexy boxers? I mean if you tried those, i dunno if it would make it invisible but it might make it less obvious, and it would still be tight enough to you that i don't think it would restrict your movement. you might also try positioning it inside your leg when you put on the boxers to hold it in place for the spandex suit. I'm not a gymnast but i hope that helps.
     
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    Yep... compression shorts underneath the suit would work just fine!!!
     
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    Yay! i win! what do i win?! ;) hehe just kidding. Glad i could help though :)
     
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    It doesn't seem the same for ballet dancers. Apparenty quite the opposite. Hung city!
     
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    Ballet dancers are relaxed and calm during their performances... that helps the cock and balls hang quite nicely... plus they wear that thingy that pushes everything up and out. The gymnasts are usually pumped full of adrenalin and are nervous as shit... BAD FOR THE OL' COCK AND BALLS. I also think that there are a shitload of gay ballet dancers and everyone knows that gays have a bit bigger junk than straight guys (was that an offensuve statement I just made?)
     
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    Yep. I've never been calm or relaxed during a performance.
     
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    I wish some of the gymnasts in the Olympics were nine inches!:biggrin::tongue:
     
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    anyone gonna post some good gymnastic-spandex-big-cock softy pictures anytime soon?
     
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    Drag queens use duct tape and seven layers of panty hose.:eek: (I know two well endowed guys who do drag. One guy was VERY VERY endowed. When he does drag, you would never know that he had a big Godzilla dick.)
     
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    I remember the days when biker shorts were the rage in fashion. :smile:
     
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    I love em... I don't like to jiggle around and I chafe easily, so I wear em under jeans all of the time and I like to freak the public out in the Summer every now and then... ahhhh... the smiles I see when I do that... groups of young girls go apeshit... ahhh... good times... good times!!!

    You're in Asheville? Holy crap, that is only like three hours away from me!!!!! We should meet up sometime!!!!!!
     
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    Pfunk I am with you love to see a guy sporting a nice bulge in spandex. When I have worn spandex always sport wood for a while and usually stay full. even when soft. Any hot spandex sites out there guys??
     
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    I don't understand why you think jocks are uncomfortable. Besides regularly running and playing hockey, I also frequently play other contact sports while wearing a jock. Sometimes that includes a cup. Jocks can be just as comfortable as any other underwear.
     
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    Spamalot: Now you're being bad. Posting such a vivid description of your pre-dick-a-mint (or is that a predicament?) and not sharing some pics with us. I don't think anyone here is going to laugh at you.

    Drool. yes. Laugh, no! :eek: :wink:
     
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