Had anal for the first time...

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i would watch that.
film it.
post on the intorwebz.
start a fanclub.
have conventions.
get RumperRoom to sigh autographs
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KT: I'm glad someone in this thread has reading comprehension skills higher than that of a 6th grader.

All you other idiots: it's not about causing pain; I would ALWAYS stop if asked. It's about being able to cause discomfort. Put it this way: I would rather be asked to stop anal 2 seconds after penetration and not have it then have it with her taking it no problem.

Also, to all those saying I should be thanking the gods that a girl will let me have anal, SHE was the one who really wanted anal and I obliged. Maybe SHE is the lucky one to have a guy like me who is good to her and would never hurt her to provide her with what she wants RISK FREE. oh no did I go against the feminist agenda?! FUCK the feminist agenda corroding this board like a virus.
 

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KTF40 Makes me want to pounce on some poor guy and fuck him until he bleeds so I can feel like a masculine, chest pounding ego maniac.

If he begs me to stop I will think about if for half a second then pound him harder until I get mine. That is a true man.

Wow if some anonymous person on the internet who you disagree with makes you want to rape people, this might not be the forum for you.
 

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*spikes 2 Four LoKos with ecstasy and viagra*

give it about 30 mins to kick in.... then consider the party well and truly started.
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Dude, maybe you're such a monster that you scared the hell out of her and she dildoed up first to prep. Or perhaps she just keeps you around as a laugh, hides a camera in your bedroom then shows the vid to her real anal lover while he makes her scream, cry, smile and sweat for hours.

Either way, you're lucky to have her. Wise up before someone hurts you.
 

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Come on guys give him a break. He's being honest here. I don't think he should break up with her but maybe he should have a conversation with her about it. And not just assume it means she's done it with some one else. If we are honest we would all like to think we are so big that someone couldn't take it. He"s just letting his insecurities get the best of him. And we've all been there one way or another. Also he should just enjoy it. Apparently she did. Some of us are in relationships with women who would never think of doing that.
 

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I fucked loads of guys for their first time. And my cock is nearly 9 inches. If you do it right it shouldn't hurt. Esecially if they have not had any painfull experiences with it before then when it feels good they relax properly.

You must have the patience of Job to relax a virgin's sphincter enough to take that monster in the bum without pain.
 

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Wow, some of the people of this thread only prove that not enough women believe in abortion. Idiots. "Awww, I'm upset because I put my BIG DICK in her ass and she didn't in flinch!" So what?! Tell me, did you stab kittens with pencils as a child to see their reactions? I'm a little curious.

This is all because he feels insecure about his size and as man. Dude, let your balls descend and be a fucking man.

Douche.
 

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Wow, some of the people of this thread only prove that not enough women believe in abortion. Idiots. "Awww, I'm upset because I put my BIG DICK in her ass and she didn't in flinch!" So what?! Tell me, did you stab kittens with pencils as a child to see their reactions? I'm a little curious.

This is all because he feels insecure about his size and as man. Dude, let your balls descend and be a fucking man.

Douche.
Well spoken my good friend. Some people hardly come to terms with such however. I fell truly sorry for them and I hope they can find some happiness in life.
 

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Wow, some of the people of this thread only prove that not enough women believe in abortion. Idiots. "Awww, I'm upset because I put my BIG DICK in her ass and she didn't in flinch!" So what?! Tell me, did you stab kittens with pencils as a child to see their reactions? I'm a little curious.

This is all because he feels insecure about his size and as man. Dude, let your balls descend and be a fucking man.

Douche.

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obviously the real offense here is that he so quickly became suspicious just because she took it well. i mean, is he really that insecure? this reminds me of that "SHE WASNT IMPRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" thread from however long ago... which was hilarious.

found it. here it is: http://www.lpsg.org/198109-she-wasnt-impressed.html

or alternatively, i guess we are all just RADICAL FEMINAZIS here on lpsg.
 
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There seems to be a comprehension problem here:

1) A lack of pain does not equate lack of virginity, vaginal or anal. It is quite possible that she's been flying solo with the anal play for a while now and decided to take the next step. It's quite logical, no need to postulate to such extremes.

2) Wanting a person to feel pain or discomfort between your sheets in order to feed your ego is CRUEL, NOT FEMINIST. Please acquaint yourself with this distinction and stop trying to make this a battle of the sexes.

..the fuck! :mad:
 

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Yes, because I think a woman's discomfort during intercourse is an indication of a man's penis size being adequate for her, that somehow means I drag women by their hair. Great logic.
Dude, that statement is almost as ridiculous in it's insecurity as the OP's. If a guy's dick is adequate size for her she should be in pain? Wrong. The idea for most people is not to inflict pain but to pleasure the other person. If you think the other person being in pain is what shows your size is right you're a sad case. Ooh, I can make the woman I'm with hurt. That's shows how great I am. No, it shows what a loser you are.
 

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[ If we are honest we would all like to think we are so big that someone couldn't take it. ]

That may be how you honestly feel but it's never once entered my mind. I don't need something like that to make me feel like a man but I suppose if it feeds a person's ego to think that way that's their hangup.

[ He"s just letting his insecurities get the best of him. ]

You got that one right. And giving in to his insecurities is going to cause him all sorts of trouble in his relationships.
 

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Ok, this is a strange thread.

First I want to say that I would also break up with my girlfriend if I found out she lied
(but not about having done anal before, but some serious lie), because you need to trust each other in a relationship.

Speaking of trust, for most women, it is a sign that they really trust you to propose anal sex in a relationship.
OP, you got her relaxed (congrats, that is great), you took her and she felt no pain and like it (congrats again, you have skills), but you wanted it to hurt a little so you can think you're the big man?
That's is just plain cruel, even though it can be an ego-boost to be too big for a girl, I'd rather have her crawling the walls in pleasure instead of agony.

You even say you'd rather be too big and not fuck her then to do anal?
Do you even like sex?
I think you've never been turned down because of your size, otherwise you'd know that having sex is a much more pleasant feeling.


and to address the discussion about causing discomfort = you know you're big enough, I want to point out that if you cause discomfort, it means you're TOO big, not just big enough (or you didn't warm her up enough, which makes you a lousy lover).
 
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