Had the stonking horn this morning...

[931816]

...so thought I'd share with anyone who's interested

http://www.lpsg.com/members/mastodon/albums/morning+horn/

 

[Countryguy63]

I wouldn't mind waking up to that :wink: :biggrin1:

 

[deleted871301]

Oh Dude... I could wake up to your horn every day

 

[sexyguy09]

Nice bro! How big are you?

 

[931816]

Well thanks for the love!

 

[Daisy]

Had the what this morning??

 

[931816]

The stonking horn! You know, the horn but one which was particularly stonking. Well it was to me anyway ;-)

 

[Daisy]

stonking?? Is this a British word?

 

[931816]

Ha, yes it is. It's a superlative word, when something is particularly impressive or good.

 

[Zyzyz]

stonking?? Is this a British word?

It is indeed! :smile:

 

[798686]

Floats my goat.

 

[Zyzyz]

Floats my goat.

You've been told before that you shouldn't have a goat anywhere near water! You must always use a bridge, whether or not there's a troll.

 

[931816]

You've been told before that you shouldn't have a goat anywhere near water! You must always use a bridge, whether or not there's a troll.

That's a bit gruff

 

[Daisy]

Oh you wacky Brits. Do you also call you penis a "horn"?

 

[Zyzyz]

Oh you wacky Brits. Do you also call you penis a "horn"?

Close. Horn is an erection, darling.

I think I may have just channelled Craig Revel Horwood...

 

[931816]

Channelled him eh? Not heard it called that before but am sure he'd love that! ;-)

 

[Zyzyz]

Channelled him eh? Not heard it called that before but am sure he'd love that! ;-)

Did you know he's married? To a lady...

 

[931816]

Did you know he's married? To a lady...

He damn well isn't and you know it! You're thinking of Craig Charles...

 

[Silvertip]

Ha, yes it is. It's a superlative word, when something is particularly impressive or good.

Funny, but in all the English lexicons I've checked "stonk" is an artillery bombardment. ???

 

[931816]

Funny, but in all the English lexicons I've checked "stonk" is an artillery bombardment. ???

I guess that's where it comes from! Like something could equally be 'banging' or 'smashing'.