Lordpendragon
Experimental Member
In matters of orientation, I think men should trust their cocks rather than their heads or what they think their God may wish.
Officially, Fundamentalists believe that God is neither male nor female, neither black nor white. In other words they worship Michael Jackson.
Isn't it odd to miss that God gave one his orientation? What a strange God it would be that would send such a mixed message.In matters of orientation, I think men should trust their cocks rather than their heads or what they think their God may wish.
What? Inside men don't preach hate against their own kind. Think again.
He's an embarrassment to cock-loving men everywhere.
I know all think that God is an old white man, with flowing white robes, sitting on a throne. They're in for a big shock when (and IF) they get to heaven and find that God is nothing like they expected.
He's an embarrassment to cock-loving men everywhere.
God is Flip Wilson as Geraldine. HaHA!!! :smile:
Since we're on the topic, I've been meaning to mention that I'm "completely heterosexual" too.
Yes, the man is completely heterosexual. Which means that his real problem (the gayness) has been cured. However, he's still a meth addict, which is completely OK.
Since we're on the topic, I've been meaning to mention that I'm "completely heterosexual" too.
Haggard: I am maid rag! Gah!Oh bugger. Haggard : I am... sounded like it was going to be a palindrome appreciation thread.
Yes, the man is completely heterosexual. Which means that his real problem (the gayness) has been cured. However, he's still a meth addict, which is completely OK.