Haha! Jessica Alba has herpes!

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I'd still fuck her... raw.

Anyway, now she has no excuse for not posing nude in films because everyone knows she puts out.

So, let me just get this straight for a moment.

You'd willingly expose yourself to an STD
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You believe that any actress who isn't perfectly pure and virginal is obliged to appear naked on film.

Damn, the Troll of the Week award is being tightly contested...
 

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Correction; 100% of Americans have had herpes in one form or another. Ever had a colesore? Herpes simplex.
Not everyone has been infected with herpes simplex virus type 1 (HSV-1). Some poeple never had a cold sore. What is the 100% based on? If you include chicken pox as being in the herpes family, then maybe 100%. But the studies estimate about 20% of Americans are infected with HSV-2 and 50-80% are infected with HSV-1. A study in England estimated that only about 3.3% of men and 5.1% of women in 1994-5 had HSV-2.
 

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So, let me just get this straight for a moment.

You'd willingly expose yourself to an STD
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You believe that any actress who isn't perfectly pure and virginal is obliged to appear naked on film.

Damn, the Troll of the Week award is being tightly contested...
1 in 5 people has herpes to begin with and I sleep with my share of people anyway so I'm statistically pretty likely to get it as it is. Plus, it's JESSICA FUCKING ALBA. If "exposing myself to an [extremely common and benign] STD" means I get to tap that shit then where do I sign up?

As to your second question, you know that bitch has been around the block. Her pretentions of modesty are pretty transparent now that the whole world knows about who she's fucked and what she got from them.
 

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1 in 5 people has herpes to begin with and I sleep with my share of people anyway so I'm statistically pretty likely to get it as it is. Plus, it's JESSICA FUCKING ALBA. If "exposing myself to an [extremely common and benign] STD" means I get to tap that shit then where do I sign up?

As to your second question, you know that bitch has been around the block. Her pretentions of modesty are pretty transparent now that the whole world knows about who she's fucked and what she got from them.

Aside from the fact that the likelihood you'd meet is zilch, that alone is enough to ensure you'd never tap that ass if you did meet.
 

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Aside from the fact that the likelihood you'd meet is zilch, that alone is enough to ensure you'd never tap that ass if you did meet.
You haven't the slightest idea where I roll, for starters.

Secondly, you need to take a statistics class. Saying that the likelihood of something is zero means that there is no chance whatsoever of it ever occurring.
 

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Back on topic, it IS funny that Jessica Alba has herpes. Sure I feel sorry for her, but that won't stop my supercilious chuckling - it's the price she pays for her celebrity and the fact that she remains in the public eye suggests she thinks it a price worth paying. Good luck to the filthy whor....err....nice lady. :biggrin1:
 

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You haven't the slightest idea where I roll, for starters.
It's obviously not in her circles or you wouldn't have posted this.
Secondly, you need to take a statistics class. Saying that the likelihood of something is zero means that there is no chance whatsoever of it ever occurring.
I'm well aware of what zilch means and that's why I said it. If you had a chance in hell, you wouldn't be commenting on this thread. :rolleyes:
 

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I'm trying to appreciate the obligatory irreverence that some are trying to effect in this thread but for some reason it still escapes me.

Seems to me she's a beautiful woman who has conducted her life and career with relative dignity (the key word being "relative"). I don't recall having read anything or heard anything about her that would warrant her being likened to a bitch, filthy whore, or the like, not at least to any greater or lesser degree than most of us - except that she (as one offers) deserves to pay such as a price because of her celebrity.

Is that right? It's fair game to laugh at the misfortunes of people if they're rich or famous? Hmmmmm...
 

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You haven't the slightest idea where I roll, for starters.

Secondly, you need to take a statistics class. Saying that the likelihood of something is zero means that there is no chance whatsoever of it ever occurring.

Considering you still live with and lust after your mom, it's a safe bet to say the chance of you meeting anyone else is zilch.

Well, maybe your aunt or something.

For a threesome.