Hail the LPSG "GOD"

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His intelligence is undeniable.
His reasoning plausible.
His wit inescapable.
His enemies hate him but can't fault him.
They nay say him but can't stop him.
He's emphatic, ematic.
Many call him problematic.
He's the bane of the stupid,
but can be as sweet as a cupid.
We adore you Hazel.
Please don't ever change.
 

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His intelligence is undeniable.
His reasoning plausible.
His wit inescapable.
His enemies hate him but can't fault him.
They nay say him but can't stop him.
He's emphatic, ematic.
Many call him problematic.
He's the bane of the stupid,
but can be as sweet as a cupid.
We adore you Hazel.
Please don't ever change.

Unless it's the 1%. He can change that. I just want to be in the room when he does, because it will probably just be for a minute, and baby I can make a lot happen in a minute. :tongue:

Loves ya Haze, but you already figured as much. Yes, you are a huge pain in the ass sometimes, but... I like it when my ass hurts. :biggrin1:
 

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His intelligence is undeniable.
His reasoning plausible.
His wit inescapable.
His enemies hate him but can't fault him.
They nay say him but can't stop him.
He's emphatic, emetic.
Many call him problematic.
He's the bane of the stupid,
but can be as sweet as a cupid.
We adore you Hazel.
Please don't ever change.

Fixed that for yuh, Df.:biggrin1:
Yeah, he's a gr8 man ... with the faults of a gr8 man.:cool:
 

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HG is one of the guys who makes LPSG the unique spot it is on the web.

He's smart, cool, witty and almost always right.

Oh, and he's blisteringly hot.
 

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We adore you Hazel.
Please don't ever change.

Wow...I'm very touched that anyone would do something like this at all...but to have come from such an amazing, beautiful woman just leaves my stunned speechless. Thank you so much, sweetheart.

And don't worry your gorgeous little self...I'm not likely to change a thing about myself.


Loves ya Haze, but you already figured as much. Yes, you are a huge pain in the ass sometimes, but... I like it when my ass hurts. :biggrin1:

Thanks, HB...I do what I can, even if it hurts. :biggrin1:

Yeah, he's a gr8 man ... with the faults of a gr8 man.:cool:

Absolutely right, ma'am. Now what were those again...?

Unless it's the 1%. He can change that. I just want to be in the room when he does, because it will probably just be for a minute, and baby I can make a lot happen in a minute. :tongue:

Yup, love HG--warts and all.

And if one thing changes, his percentage would be a great start. ;)

I'm seeing a pattern here...it's right on the tip of my tongue, but I can't quite put my finger on it...when I do, you guys will be amongst the first to know! :tongue:


A Texan who thinks he's a god
And likes to pick fights with a mod (or two)
Can be loved, can be hated,
He's easily baited!
As for me? I just think that he's odd.

:tongue:

Wow...two poems in one thread, and it's not even my birthday! But I have to pick a couple nits with you, Miss P:

*I don't think I'm a god...that's best left to others. :tongue:
*Whether or not I'm easily 'bated depends entirely on the size of your hands
*I was born in an odd year, but on an even day of an even month. Majority wins. :biggrin1:

I suddenly feel hungry for some prosciutto...or a BLT. :la:

He's smart, cool, witty and almost always right.

Oh, and he's blisteringly hot.

Except when I voted Obama. :cool:


Seriously, though...thank you so much, Dragonfly, for this gesture. It's truly made my day. And thanks to all of you that contributed your kind words. Believe it or not, I do have a heart, and it's very touched right now.
 
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aww. i thought this thread was about me. :p

Hazel's awesome though...he tells it like it is, and if you don't like it, well, he can be a real pain in the ass. lol. but that is what makes him so alluring.

the sexy avatar, and me having first dibs if the percentage changes, doesn't hurt either. ;)
 

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I am feeling inordinately pleased with your reaction Lover(spelling mistakes non withstanding)
I have to show some kind of flaw or you would be lead to belive I was perfect.
 
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A Texan who thinks he's a god
And likes to pick fights with a mod (or two)
Can be loved, can be hated,
He's easily baited!
As for me? I just think that he's odd.

:tongue:
Ah, the poetry of our own Porcine Princess. Pretty good there, MB!:kiss:
 

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I am feeling inordinately pleased with your reaction Lover(spelling mistakes non withstanding)
I have to show some kind of flaw or you would be lead to belive I was perfect.

Those don't shatter my perceptions, lover...I just blame those little things on some freak gust of wind blowing a tiny mote randomly into your eye at just the wrong moment. :wink:
 

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*sneaks up from behind Hazel and....

offers him his favorite beer*CHEERS!!

Damn, I was hoping you were gonna fuck him :biggrin1:, or at least take a swing at him. :wink: (you are flexing your muscles right now)
 

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Damn, I was hoping you were gonna fuck him :biggrin1:, or at least take a swing at him. :wink: (you are flexing your muscles right now)

Even with all his hottness, I would never cross that line.

I would, however, like to see him in some of the gear in DC DEEP's dungoen.

DRESS UP WITH THE STRAIGHT GUY!!


WHO HOOO!!
 

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*sneaks up from behind Hazel and....

offers him his favorite beer*

CHEERS!!

Merci beaucoup! My favorite one is very dark, with a nice thick head on it... :biggrin1:


Even with all his hottness, I would never cross that line.

I would, however, like to see him in some of the gear in DC DEEP's dungoen.

DRESS UP WITH THE STRAIGHT GUY!!

WHO HOOO!!

(checks calendar to see when I'm headed back to the DC area...)

I'm so there! And just to show what a sadist I can be, I'm going to make Susie take the pictures...with my Nikon! :tongue:

BTW, Lex, I dig the new av...you're one damned good-looking man!
 

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Merci beaucoup! My favorite one is very dark, with a nice thick head on it... :biggrin1:

*focuses on the beer, focuses on the beer, focuses on the beer*

(checks calendar to see when I'm headed back to the DC area...)

I'm so there! And just to show what a sadist I can be, I'm going to make Susie take the pictures...with my Nikon! :tongue:


Do keep me and the rest of the gang informed so that we can make arrangements to all meet and be there.

This will be SO awesomely, McAwesome.

PLZBLEVIT.


BTW, Lex, I dig the new av...you're one damned good-looking man!

You say the nicest things. Thanks, bud. I took it a week ago with a new cam after a shower. Was trying to see if I have added any mass as I have been trying to hit the gym a little harder to ward off work stress. Glad you like.