UPDATE.... NEWS FLASH!
Well, I found a waxer in town who does "Manzilians" (basically, Brazilian for men) and I had my first wax job ever.
In a nutshell, IT FUCKING HURT!!
She was very professional about the whole thing. I didn't realize it, but it was somewhat a cooperative joint effort. Lots of stretching is involved. Things like, "Pull your penis up and to the left, your nutsack down and out to the right, while I apply the wax and pull your junk down and to the left. I brought my wife so there was a third person in the room which they appreciated because if I hadn't brought her, they would've had to pull one of the employees from whatever they were doing to be that 3rd person in the room. She said that since she's familiar with me now, I don't have to take my wife with me for the follow up waxings.
The first wax/pull was the most eye-opening. I wasn't aware the pain would be so sharp. After that, it was a matter of getting used to it and everything just gradually got numb. Except for the area of my nutsack closest to my taint. That was the most horrific experience. I almost passed out, it was so painful. It still feels really, really raw down in that part of my nutsack. (I had the wax done 4 pm yesterday and it 6:30 am now).
I had absolutely no intention of waxing anywhere in my butt region, but my friend and the waxer both recommended it. I hesitantly agreed, but did so more out of curiosity. What the hell, I was there anyway. As far as the pain goes, no it wan't a pain in the ass. I jerked a few times, but it was more from the "Hey, what the hell's going on back there". So far my only observation is that my farts are much louder now. It makes sense when you think about it. No hair, nature's silencer is no longer there.
So, I recommend taking some Ibuprofen the morning of the waxing. As far as lotion after the waxing is concerned, I put some Patchouli Lime lotion on last night and it felt like I poured alcohol on an open wound. It burned/stung for a few agonizing minutes, bad idea. When the pain subsided, I decided to rub some aloe burn ointment. Equally bad idea. When I dried the tears from my eyes, I washed my testicles (cold icey-cold water = good), and tried some Neosporin. That was the best/most soothing choice. I should've done that first.
Overall, I love the look and feel of being hairless down there. No stubbles the next day (wow). I made a follow up appointment to do this again 4 weeks from yesterday.
The whole thing cost $65 bucks and I don't regret it one bit. Hopefully this is the end of my HSS (Hairy Shaft Syndrome). Only time will tell.