"Hair Remover"

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  1. FlowerChick

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    "Hair Remover"

    A distinguished young woman on a flight from
    Switzerland asked the priest beside her,
    "Father, may I ask a favor?"

    "Of course. What may I do for you?"

    "Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair remover
    that is well over the Customs limits and I'm afraid
    they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry
    it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

    "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you:
    I will not lie."

    "With your honest face, Father, no one will question
    you."

    When they got to Customs, she let the priest go ahead
    of her.

    The official asked, "Father, do you have anything to
    declare?"

    "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have
    nothing to declare."

    The official thought this answer strange, so asked,
    "And what do you have to declare from your waist
    to the floor?"

    "I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be
    used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

    Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead,
    Father. Next!"

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    lolz! Funny man!
     
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