Hairy dad bods/ men

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I’ve had a few LPSG members call me a dad bod. Or another guy that calls me a “DILF with a donkey dick”! Very flattering!! Here was his quote!

“Also, your dick looks just as big and fucking frighteningly intimidating as ever, man. That is the classic DILF body with a donkey dick. You're fucking AWESOME, man. I would have killed to have you as my fucking stepdad.”
 

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Thanks man!
The pic in the water is hot as hell!!!

I’ve also never been so attracted to a set of balls in my life. Wow.
I’d be happy to send you some good pics and videos with my big balls if you like?
 

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My husband is part gorilla. I love his hairy chest.

And speaking of Dad bods, a few years ago my daughter's best friend came to spend the night, and my husband overheard them talking in the pool.

After she left we were having dinner, and he said "I thought Lauren liked me. We've always had fun with each other."

My daughter said that she did like him. Why would he think she didn't.

He said "Because I heard her calling me a dill earlier. So I guess I'm a sour pickle to her."

My daughter literally spit a soft drink through her nose and had to excuse herself from the table. We thought she was crying, but she was laughing so hard she couldn't contain herself.

I went to check on her and see if she was OK.

I later told my husband that she didn't call him a dill; she called him a DILF. Completely different. He didn't even know what that meant!

Poor thing kept his distance from then on.