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someone in this thread brought up the topic of hairy butts, and while i agree that they can be hot to have and show off, the only downside is some major clean-up after a nasty shit, not being gross, just honest, ive got a jungle down there and could wipe for days after a nasty shit, i actually wipe squatting with a mirror now, to make sure im totally clean down there ... true confessions !!!!
 

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Originally posted by vkngsxgd8@May 11 2004, 05:28 AM
someone in this thread brought up the topic of hairy butts, and while i agree that they can be hot to have and show off, the only downside is some major clean-up after a nasty shit, not being gross, just honest, ive got a jungle down there and could wipe for days after a nasty shit, i actually wipe squatting with a mirror now, to make sure im totally clean down there ... true confessions !!!!
Thank you for not posting a photo to go along with the text!
 

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Originally posted by vkngsxgd8@May 11 2004, 01:28 AM
ive got a jungle down there and could wipe for days
I've had the same problem since my late teens. Back then, if possible, I'd wash up.

Nowadays I keep a container of wet wipes next to the toilet for cleanup.

I was very hairy early on from the navel down and didn't get chest hair until my 30's. Now I would be classified as a bear. Not a heavy, curly coat, but a brown, light coating that's soft to the touch and with little or no curl.

Unlike the big dick gene that most of my relatives have been blessed with, however, few of us are hairy. I can't agree that hairy = big any more than big = hairy.

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Javierdude22: I dont know what really constitutes hairy, but I think wre can all agree that the chest should b involved, since it is the most conspicuous place to have body hair, and the most accepted one by ways of attraction.

A hairy chest to me means you've got more than that spot between the pecks.

I have chesthair, but not very dense, yet evenly distributed. I am pretty happy with that combo since I don't like the bushwalk thing. I also have normally hairy legs, but not so much on my arms, and virtually none on my backside. Which is all fine.

I basically don't care, I wouldn't have minded being a bit smoother either, but this way at least I don't feel naked :blink:
 

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To reply to the hairy/hung thing, I would have to say the largest soft cocks (or hard for that matter), that I've ever seen, were on guys who weren't that hirsute at all ... I've also noticed a pubic-hair-growth pattern on guys with really big soft cocks, which is fairly consistent but not always true, and that is: there tends to be more bush towards the side of the cock, with not very much up top, that is to say it almost can look as if it were being parted down the middle sometimes, with more hair towards the sides of the penis that in the middle, I don't know how to explain it better than that ... if I find pics of what I am talking about, I willl try an post them in here.
 

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could it be that the guys with pubes that seem less dense in the middle trim their pubes above their cocks to give the appearence of a longer shaft? I personally have encountered guys that admit to this. not that you don't need a large cock to begin with, but it does make it look even longer I guess.
 

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The two hairiest men I know are not hung. Stereotypes, are just bologna. I know smooth guys that are hung, some that have peanuts.
Oooo One guy is so hairy, his chest and stomach hair curls into long curls as big around as my index finger. The other one is super hairy, has huge balls, and a peanut.
 

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I'm hairy, and I do have a peanut a good portion of the time (flaccid length typically around 3", sometimes an inch or so more as well as less). But appearances can be decieving.
 

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I'm hairy, and I do have a peanut a good portion of the time (flaccid length typically around 3", sometimes an inch or so more as well as less). But appearances can be decieving.

Three inches is not a peanut. A peanut is an inch or less. Trust me, I've seen guys with scrotums bigger than your fist and you couldn't even see their penis.

To me, it is the person inside the body that matters. I don't care if you have tiny breasts or a peanut weenie, if you connect to my mind and heart, I'll find you attractive.
 

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What qualifies as hairy anyway?? Good question. I guess it would depend on perspective. I consider myself hairy. My stomach is fully covered; as is my chest area, with trail between the two. Not much hair in the upper chest/neck area though. Back & shoulders have hair too!

Someone who is much hairier may not agree; so this is a difficult question; there is no correct answer.

Don't understand why the 'smooth' look is so popular. I prefer to be natural; trimming ocassionally....wife never complains about body hair-so I just let it be.
 

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IAthick: It vaires guys. I am both, have a real hairy body along with big balls and a big thick cock. So u can't always judge that every hairy guy is small.


Are you chubby too? That will be soooooooo hot.

I am a chaser and I've always found hairy so hot. :) My hubby is hairy and I love laying on his chest at night.
 

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When I did my military service and for the first time saw a good percentage of the male population under the showers the first impression was that very hairy guys were not the ones with the biggest cock. But as some one said, you have two rather small populations, and so it's to be expected that there is not much cross over.

It was the subject of one of the only comments I got about my size (unexceptional here). A particularly hairy guy said that it wasn't the hairy guys who had the biggest cock, or something like that. From memory, he was well above average himself.
 

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My question is about chubby guys. A lot of them are hairy, but not all ... some aren't, but seeing as how I've never seen a chubby guy nude, I was wondering if anyone knows how larger guys tend to be hung? I myself, am overweight, but because I'm 6' tall, I'm big all over (legs, arms, shoulders, just not a big gut), so mine is fairly normal at 3-4" soft and 7" hard.