visualalert
Experimental Member
I wish I was hairy on my chest, plenty of hair down below.
Smooth chest + hairy legs does it for me, count your lucky stars and enjoy it while it lasts. As purdy as you are today (that's meant to be a compliment), it won't.
Chest hair gets to be a pain in the ass as you age. I use my beard trimmer on my chest because in the summer my chest hair grows so much I get a friggin rash from the heat. It acts as an insulator.
Others have mentioned hairy backs and necks - I have those problems too; it's gross. And my freakin ears, and my freakin nose...hair grows everywhere but on the top of my head. Hair growth moves around as you age for some reason. It's like it's trying to get out, can't make it thru the scalp, so it says "WTF - I believe I'll grow out through this guy's nose so his friends will say 'what IS that gross shit coming out of your face??'"
Then when you get seriously older, it all falls out except what's left (if anything) on your head. Thinking of my dad in the hospital before he died in his 80s - his legs and crotch and torso were as smooth and hairless as a little boy, and he was a way hairy dude back in his day. But he still had a full head of hair.
So anyway, I have an armada of nasty body hair trimming products that keep me looking halfway civilized. What's really gross is to see guys who don't give a shit and just let it go.