Many of you know I have two kids in elementary school. My daughter's birthday is Halloween (son's is 4th of July--no shit) and so Halloween is a BIG deal in my house. She receives a costume catalogue in September and she and her brother proceed to decide what they will be. This year they dressed up as a Witch and the Human Torch respectively. I live in a fairly suburban townhouse and single-family home neighborhood. Lots of small kids between (2 and 13), friendly parents who watch eahc other's kids whike outside playing, etc. The whole American dream ,as it were--house, 2 cars, a cat, blah blah. So, my kids return from their adventure with my neighbor chaperoning and we inspect the candy (as we always do--Halloween 2 had ALWAYS haunted me) and what do I find? RELIGIOUS FUCKING PAMPHLETS!! That's right boys and girls, some fucker sneaked some "Come to Christ" propaganda into my kids pumpkin bags. Mrs. Lex and I were insensed. Since when do these fuckers get off slipping this into the goodie bags of little kids? Since when does a fun holiday mean we are going to hell? I swear that next year, I will personally take the kids around and give whomever handed this stuff out the what's for--if they do it again. FUCK.