Hand Jobs

[hanginglow]

Ok just wanted to say hello (new here) and get some feedback. I don't know which catagory this falls into but I've got a question. I suppose this is mostly for straight guys (not that gay guys can't answer, I just think I know the answer already...) I'm just curious how guys feel about random handjobs. Like say you were a college kid studying in a library or coffee shop and some relatively good looking guy in his 30's (that's me) came up to you and just asked if you wanted a handjob no questions asked, nothing else just a "study break" of sorts. Do you think most guys would respond with a) a punch to my nose, b) a call to the cops, or c) "sure, what the hell, I don't have class for another hour..." No I'm not some creep or pervert trying to pick up young guys, just trying to get some feedback before I set out on my community service work of providing free handjobs to needy guys out there everywhere.
hanginglow

 

[naughty]

Welcom Dear,

I believe this would fit under the category of "Sex with a large penis" or "Fictional Stories"....

Ok just wanted to say hello (new here) and get some feedback. I don't know which catagory this falls into but I've got a question. I suppose this is mostly for straight guys (not that gay guys can't answer, I just think I know the answer already...) I'm just curious how guys feel about random handjobs. Like say you were a college kid studying in a library or coffee shop and some relatively good looking guy in his 30's (that's me) came up to you and just asked if you wanted a handjob no questions asked, nothing else just a "study break" of sorts. Do you think most guys would respond with a) a punch to my nose, b) a call to the cops, or c) "sure, what the hell, I don't have class for another hour..." No I'm not some creep or pervert trying to pick up young guys, just trying to get some feedback before I set out on my community service work of providing free handjobs to needy guys out there everywhere.
hanginglow

 

[B_Hornaplenty]

I'm just curious how guys feel about random handjobs. Like say you were a college kid studying in a library or coffee shop and some relatively good looking guy in his 30's (that's me) came up to you and just asked if you wanted a handjob no questions asked, nothing else just a "study break" of sorts. Do you think most guys would respond with a) a punch to my nose, b) a call to the cops, or c) "sure, what the hell, I don't have class for another hour..."

It's unlikely that the person you approach would get aggressive or vicious. He might report you to someone in authority, and if nothing else, you'd be identified as a creep in the area. There is a chance that you'll find someone horny enough or bold enough to want to try it and see how it goes. I think the most likely response would be a glaring, irritated look, and he would probably move away from you.

Personally, I have been in the gym shower room, and got approached a half dozen different times by different guys asking to suck my big cock. I just refuse and back away, and let it go as bad behavior by them in a public place. It's flattering but really a bad idea.

 

[Pailebot]

go visit a porn shop and your likely to meet all sorts of new friends. I went in one the other day after work to pic up some more lube and before I could get out the door, a very strapping looking young man approached me and wanted to give me a blow job! If I wasn't in such a hurry I may have taken him up on it.

 

[fortiesfun]

Welcome. Like shopping at Neiman-Marcus, if you have to ask you can't afford it.

 

[B_Spladle]

Why isn't there a "Just Say No" option? That's the one I would have picked.

 

[carter2006]

Welcome to the group...

I think if I was at college and a random older man just walked over and asked if I wanted him to wank me off, I would be pretty freaked out. Its not hot or romantic...

 

[chicagosam]

Ok just wanted to say hello (new here) and get some feedback. I don't know which catagory this falls into but I've got a question. I suppose this is mostly for straight guys (not that gay guys can't answer, I just think I know the answer already...) I'm just curious how guys feel about random handjobs. Like say you were a college kid studying in a library or coffee shop and some relatively good looking guy in his 30's (that's me) came up to you and just asked if you wanted a handjob no questions asked, nothing else just a "study break" of sorts. Do you think most guys would respond with a) a punch to my nose, b) a call to the cops, or c) "sure, what the hell, I don't have class for another hour..." No I'm not some creep or pervert trying to pick up young guys, just trying to get some feedback before I set out on my community service work of providing free handjobs to needy guys out there everywhere.
hanginglow

I'll pass on this one! I will, however, welcome you to LPSG and hope you find the answers to your question. I think it will be a predominance of "no." Sorry!

 

[Ummagumma]

I think B (calling the cops) would be my choice here. Unless you were one of the women from the show 'Charmed'. They could walk up to me on the street and offer a handjob and I'll say yes every day of the week, heh.

 

[Pierce9]

Plus hand jobs are very out of style...my high school girl friend used to give me a hand job, and dancers in my home town give semi hand jobs. But a hand job is way old school....

 

[PacknThick]

Dude, hand jobs are best done by the owner of the dick. Your ass is getting kicked out of the library, and not in a Quiet Shss manner.

 

[l_a_dude]

Hey - Sorry that I'm late to post a reply to this one. Just saw it.

I spent one day last week moving my little brother onto a college campus for his last year of grad school. *Dang,* I loved seeing the hotties walking around!

Anyway, after hanging out with his college buddies and eating lunch and dinner on campus, I feel like I have definitely had my 'refresher' course on college campus decorum.

(Drumroll, please...)

If you were to approach me, my little brother, or his buddies and ask us if we were interested in a hand job, the reaction would be, "Go away."

I agree with the poster who said you should check out adult bookstores...

 

[D_Cleavon Balldy]

I don't thinking randomly asking younger men to perform sex on them in a public place is a smart idea. You're liable to get your ass whooped by someone who is really offended by it. Find people at places you know gay men congregate.

 

[hot-rod]

Ok just wanted to say hello (new here) and get some feedback. I don't know which catagory this falls into but I've got a question. I suppose this is mostly for straight guys (not that gay guys can't answer, I just think I know the answer already...) I'm just curious how guys feel about random handjobs. Like say you were a college kid studying in a library or coffee shop and some relatively good looking guy in his 30's (that's me) came up to you and just asked if you wanted a handjob no questions asked, nothing else just a "study break" of sorts. Do you think most guys would respond with a) a punch to my nose, b) a call to the cops, or c) "sure, what the hell, I don't have class for another hour..." No I'm not some creep or pervert trying to pick up young guys, just trying to get some feedback before I set out on my community service work of providing free handjobs to needy guys out there everywhere.
hanginglow

Certainly sounds like a man with a plan to me. Good luck to you. Spread some joy around this fucked-up world.

 

[treechopper]

the guy is a perv