Hand or Dick!?

[deleted26151]

Apologies if this has been done but a friend asked me yesterday...

If you had to lose either your dick or hand, which would it be?

Of course I chose hand, but what if it was both hands!?!

 

[Kalle]

both hands or cock is really tricky....u cannot wank without at least one hand...and in this respect, two hands and no dick don´t work either...really tricky....:wink:

 

[D_N Flay Table]

I would rather lose A hand..
you can always get a

prosthetic​

,
plus, you could get a hook, and pirates are very

vogue​

right now

 

[socoken]

I would take the prosthetic hook with a pocket pussy attachment.

 

[buddy629]

dominant or non-dominant hand?

and if it were BOTH hands, then you'd really be fucked. You would never be able to touch your dick again. or scratch your nose for that matter. To have a dick and NOT be able to masturbate? are we trying to LPSG give people nightmares? Ahhh!!!

 

[smoothrnb]

For me, I would lose a hand. I know I could do most things with one hand (including wanking...:biggrin1 after some "relearning." If both hands were cut off, I would have to think about it.

 

[Gisella]

Hand for sure.

 

[Pecker]

A sailor meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns telling about their adventures on the seas. The sailor notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook and an eye patch.

The sailor asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies: "We was in a storm at sea, an' I was swept overboard into a school of scurvy sharks. Just as me men was pullin' me out, a shark bit me leg clean arf."

"Wow!" said the sailor. "What about the hook?"

"Well," replied the pirate, "we was boardin' an enemy ship an' was battlin' wit swords. One of the sorry scum cut me hand arf."

"Incredible!" said the sailor. "And how did you get the eye patch?"

"Seagull shite fell in me eye," replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull-dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously.

"Yaaaaaarrrrrr," said the pirate, "it was me first day wit' th' hook..."

 

[D_Roderick Beresford Stiffington IV]

Who needs hands!? www.fleshlight.com!

 

[sunnyside4lyfe]

Definately A hand

 

[submit452]

Hand. but only my left I jack off with my right.

 

[pacificfiveoh]

dude.. id totally give up my hand. I was just talking about something similiar to this the other day.. like, if i had a small kine dick.. i would freak out. I love my dick and it stays. LOL