Handling the penis

How do you handle it?

  • Piss with left hand. Masturbate with left hand.

    Votes: 45 12.0%
  • Piss with right hand. Masturbate with right hand.

    Votes: 179 47.6%
  • Use both equally.

    Votes: 59 15.7%
  • Piss with left hand. Masturbate with right hand.

    Votes: 27 7.2%
  • Piss with right hand. Masturbate with left hand.

    Votes: 57 15.2%
  • Other (post what it is)

    Votes: 9 2.4%

  • Total voters
    376

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When I piss, I hold my dick with my left hand. When I masturbate, I tend to hold it with the right hand. I curve to the left.

Anyone else?

Post which hand you hold it with when pissing and which hand you hold it with when masturbating. Then I guess post what kind of curve is on it for fun.
 
I do both with my left hand. Sometimes I'll use both hands when I piss for extra stabilization if I'm drunk. Most of the time my right hand is performing some other duty like holding down my underwear or rubbing my balls.

Surprisingly even though I've used the same hand all my life, my dick has no curve, it's still straight as an arrow.
 
One of the hottest things for me, personally, is when I see a guy piss hands free. It usually means he has enough length and girth to point down as needed....always a hot, hot thing for me to see!
 
Piss with right and jerk off with the left. I didn't always jo with my left hand either, I learned how to do it when I got my first computer. I wanted to jo while surfing porn, I had my right hand on the mouse and started jo with my left. It was odd at first, but now it feels odd to jo with my right hand.
 
You gotta try finishing it off with ur non dominant hand at least once. Hell ya it feels weird, but thats kinda the point. The orgasm at the end is unique to say the least, sometimes much better. Its like he nervous but excited that someone else is massaging him only your mind cant put a hot person with the new hand or tell itself that its yours so it confuses it. The body and mind are hot hehe:biggrin1:

Totally right-handed here: JOing with my left is just odd.
 
Right hander here to piss and fondle myself. Masturbation is predominantly right handed with lotsa left handed ballwork...but I do like to slow stroke with both hands now and then. When I am really looking for something different I will masturbate left handed although it does take alot longer to ejaculate.
 
I'm right handed... so I do everything with my right hand. Except jack off. I've always used my left. I think it's because my penis has a slight twist in the shaft, and I can hit my sweet spot best with the ridge of my palm of my left hand. :biggrin1:
 
Piss with the right

I like to jerk with both hands, i have this special thing i do to the head of it with my left hand, and i stroke with the right.
 
Generally unzip or unbutton with right hand and reach in and pull penis out with it. After it gets loose and stretched out I go handfree most times. Guess I got into this habit at the urinals to get looks from interested guys.
 
I usually don't use any hands when taking a piss, just letting it hang down towards the urinal/toilet bowl by itself, outside of when I'm fishing it out of my pants or putting it back in. One of the unsaid advantages of being circumcised, I guess. When jerking off, my preference is to use both, hand over hand, unless I'm using a hand to control a mouse or hold a book/magazine. Then it's jerk with my left hand when on the computer, but jerk with my right hand if I'm holding a book.