Thanks to Monster and Cockmo for the translations of the abbreviations:
I only knew the army ones.
Thanks, and in response to the question of cumming without hands; when I was 21 my Dad and I flew to NYC to look for grad schools...shared the same room..I was in bed watching tv..he was getting undressed to take a shower..he stripped..the weather for the next day came on the tv..he turned to see it,,,,we were going to drive to N.Haven and Cambridge and his dick..though still hanging downward was sooo long, so hugely fat that I just lost it looking at it..and dumped a huge load of sperm in my boxers which i had to clean up when he was in the shower....seems to me I jerked off twice in a row in 3 mins and shot all over the place....Now, of course, he's no longer with us...but, what a beautiful, handsome, super-hung and fabulous guy he was...in fact: just the memory has given me that feeling that I could almost just loose it again.