Hanes Boxers are the worst

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  1. Finker

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    Some may disagree but I know I'm not the only one that has dealt with this.

    Hanes boxer briefs suck big time.... I just bought a bunch of them and soon as I walk around a bit in them the fly is wide open and I can feel my dick rubbing against the inside of my pants.
    NOT a great feeling.:mad:

    FTL are by far the best and most comfortable IMO.

    What are your thoughts ?
     
  2. cajun boy 8x6

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    Well you are very correct my friend that is the most agrivating expierence to have your dick sneak out and start rubbing your jeans, i could go commando for that matter, and not get strangled..............i sewed up the fly and it is great now, just pull em down and go on
     
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    I only like underwear with pouches - gotta have room for the junk!
     
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    hanes work for me...just pull em down or up and adjust accordingly
     
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    My preference is a brand called "George" which is sold at Wal-Mart. Fits well, doesn't ride up and squish your nuts and the fly stays shut and keeps everything in.
     
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    im actually wearing them right now and yea i can always feel my dick rubbing against my jeans, it kinda sucks
     
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    double post
     
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    i had the same problems with those
     
  9. B_Austin Blue

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    American Eagle are my favorite boxers followed by Abercrombie & Fitch and Banana Republic.
     
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    Brooks Brothers cotton oxford boxers. Fly doesn't open unexpectedly and the waistband doesn't role over. Plenty of room for everything and they last forever!
     
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    I have a problem with fruit of the loom briefs and boxers. The briefs leg elastic doesn't hold up, and soon I'm popping out all over. Having your scrotum pinched is not fun. I prefer better quality brands. I am willing to pay extra for comfort.
     
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    Dude, the Brooks Bros. boxers run between $19 an $45 per pair. The Sean Island Boxers are $125 per pair. I'm not sure I spend that much money in whole year for underwear.

    They must be nice.

     
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    Agree with the OP's assertion. Wore Hanes today (a rarity) and he was sneaking out at every opportunity. :mad: No more!
     
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    Ahhhh, but there are outlet stores in Napa and Milpitas :wink:.

    Let me also say that when they last forever, I have some that are about 10 years old and that's with regular, normal washing after every wearing. They're still going and, by this time, wonderfully soft and comfortable. I may need more in about 3 or 4 years. The basic $19 Oxford are all you need. Try one pair and see.
     
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    I love my Haines underwear and dispise FTL brand! The Haines fit me very well while the FTL constantly ride up my ass or legs.
     
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    Hey - lets just freeball and call it a day!
    :redface:
     
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    well im gonna be switching to something with a pouch to keep the boys happy and together, if theyre happy ......im happy......then everybodys happy!!!
     
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    Not generally my thing, but I did make the switch to upscale brands awhile back. There is a difference! :smile:
     
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    Hanes rip and wear out really easily, IMO. I had to stop getting those because I was literally wasting my money every month buying packs of boxers that would just rip in a few wears.

    I echo whoever said American Eagle. Both their boxers and boxer-briefs.
     
  20. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    I'd say buy a pair of one brand, try them. Try others too. Don't go with the expensive ones first. I like pouch briefs. The support is nice, and it's like having a hand holding your goods.
     
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