Hannibal vs the joker

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  1. Axcess

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    Who would win a fight between the two ? I'm a fan of both of them .
     
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    The Joker, of course.
     
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    Great question...I too like them both...The Joker never ate anyone as far as I know but he always had such great killing toys...Hannibal on the other hand eats people..They are both pure sociopaths...But I think the Joker would win he usually had some kind of poison gas or acid on him and Hannibal would have to get close to the Joker and I don't see that happening...GD I'm such a geek
     
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    Hannibal will have The Joker's liver with a nice Chianti.
     
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    The Joker would make fun of Hannibal's mother in front of Hannibal's face while he is eating those fava beans and Chianti. Then when Hannibal lunges at him. That is when Joker breaks out the Jeff Stryker dildo bullet machine gun and Hannibal will get it in his nose, ear, mouth, ass, eyeballs, etcetera. Hehehe.

    Oh, he is going to feel full of dildoes... he'll be burping plastic in the morning.:eek:
     
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    Dolores Umbridge would kick both their ases.
     
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    Depends what Joker you are talking about. I don't think hannibal can fuck with the new one, when he slammed that big dude's head through the pencil I thought to myself, "he would fuck up hannibal."
     
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    hell the only joker he could beat is Adam West's heheh young lector might put up a good fight but really would just keep him entertained.
     
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    Shredder would come in at the last second and show em who's bad...
     
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    The Joker
     
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    Please son the Shredder couldn't even step to Splinter.
     
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    LMAO!:lmao:

    I think Hannibal would kick Joker's (Jack Nicholson) butt. But Joker (Ledger) would surely beat Hannibal.
     
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    Hannibal is cool and all, but he talks too much, he would be chatting away while Joker would show him his "magic pencil".
     
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    Would the joker beat Chuck Norris ? According the Chuck Norris facts that's impossible but after watching The Dark Knight several times I think that I changed my mind.
     
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    The Joker would win, but Hannibal is worse. Making the guy eat bits of his own brain.
     
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    Yes, the Joker would defeat Chuck.

    You see, Chuck Norris will start his martial arts kick ass routine, but the joker will be too impatient, say 'oh fuck it' and he'll take a pretty big machine gun and ratatatatatatatatatatatata!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    The end.
     
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