Happily Addicted to the Web

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  1. Pecker

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    Happily Addicted to the Web
    (to the tune of "Winter Wonderland"):

    Doorbell rings, I'm not listenin';
    From my mouth, drool is glistenin'
    I'm happy -- although my boss let me go,
    I'm Happily Addicted to the Web.

    All night long, I keep clicking;
    Unaware time is ticking;
    There's beard on my cheek, same clothes for a week,
    I'm Happily Addicted to the Web.

    Friends come by, they shake me, sayin' "Yo, man!
    Don't you know tonight's the senior prom?"
    With a listless shrug, I mutter, "No, man --
    I've just discovered Letterman-dot-com!"

    I don't phone, don't send faxes;
    Don't go out, don't pay taxes.
    Who cares if someday they haul me away?
    I'm Happily Addicted to the Web.
    Happily Addicted to the Web.
    Happily Addicted to the Web!
     
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    I always thought there was a restaurant there too. Must have been a book I read before the advent of the web...
     
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    What a terrifying thought.

    At least you didn't beat to the song, I guess.

    haha -good one.
     
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    It's not so odd -- lots of people like being watched.
     
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    LOL I had to read it twice because I thought that that was what he said!
    That he beat to the song!
    LMAO!
     
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    Oh, I would much rather someone perform *on* me! so much more action when they decide to take part in the fun!
     
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