Happy 4000th Post, Novice!

[Mr. Snakey]

I bet it was a toaster.

Oh no!:tongue:

 

[fortiesfun]

Congratulation Novice. You have outlasted the trolls, successfully played a whore at LPSG, and refined the art of the avatar. You're one of the good guys.

PS: Did anyone notice that Sam was crossing 4500, himself, while starting this thread?

 

[chicagosam]

PS: Did anyone notice that Sam was crossing 4500, himself, while starting this thread?

No one needs to notice that. We'll do something at 5000. And, of course, you yourself are fast approaching 7000. This is Novice's celebration! Let's keep it that way! I've had enough attention.

 

[fortiesfun]

No one needs to notice that. We'll do something at 5000. And, of course, you yourself are fast approaching 7000. This is Novice's celebration! Let's keep it that way! I've had enough attention.

While I will certainly see that we celebrate the occasion properly at 5000, I was intending to draw a meaningful comparison that explained why you noticed these things. (i.e. because you feel an affinity toward your fellow mid-range post-whores.)

 

[chicagosam]

While I will certainly see that we celebrate the occasion properly at 5000, I was intending to draw a meaningful comparison that explained why you noticed these things. (i.e. because you feel an affinity toward your fellow mid-range post-whores.)

Maybe we could let that 5000th one slip through quietly also. A mid-range post-whore? Balderdash! I am a Strumpet!:biggrin1:

Hooker, whore, hussie, harlot—all would be good for you, Sam. But I have decided—Sam the Strumpet, or Sam'sTrumpet—blow that horn, Baby.

 

[dreamer20]

:hail::banana::banana::hail:
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You're one of the best!:smile:
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Re: the 4,oooth post, Why do I feel this feeling of Deja Vu.:wink:

http://www.lpsg.org/et-cetera-et-cetera/39122-novice-the-whore.html?highlight=whorish

 

[Yorkie]

Well done Novice,keep up the good work!
With all these celebrations this weekend we're going to have some serious hangovers!
:beerchug2: :beerchug2: :beerchug2: :beerchug2:

 

[viking1]

Congrats, on passing 4000!

 

[nudeyorker]

CONGRATULATIONS...HI hope I live long enough to hit 4000!:smile:

 

[agnslz]

Re: the 4,oooth post, Why do I feel this feeling of Deja Vu.:wink:

http://www.lpsg.org/et-cetera-et-cetera/39122-novice-the-whore.html?highlight=whorish

Yes! It's taking a little longer, but novice is well on his way to recouping all those lost posts!:biggrin: Congratulations on passing 4,000 posts again, novice!:smile:

:laola:

 

[novice_btm]

:hail::hail::banana:Happy 4000th Post, Novice!:banana::hail::hail:

This was a devious way of getting me to log back in, Sammy. :tongue:

@faceking: TROLL??? That's some way to label your #1 drooling fan P.S. when you painting that bullseye on me for "target practice"?:tongue:

@smoothrnb, Pecker, basketbulge, Onslow, viking1, nudeyorker, Yorkie, uncut, & fortiesfun: THANKS!!! You're all too kind!

@madame_zora, josiah853, & fratpack: you've seen my ass???

@invisibleman: still pondering

@Nitrofiend: dunno, i was too busy drooling in your gallery to notice you posted anything :tongue:

@Altairion: you taught me the way. overdue hugs to ya

@jeff black & STYLYUNG: dunno, i'm still busy with the UPS man that delivered it, so haven't actually opened it yet. :tongue:

PS: Thanks for the moderating! :smile:

Um, HUH???

@dreamer20 & agnslz: as I told jeff black, next time Rob_E prunes away the counts from gallery comments again, I'll be back to my 47 actual posts

 

[chicagosam]

This was a devious way of getting me to log back in, Sammy. :tongue:

And well worth it! Great to see you back, Novice!:biggrin1:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Happy 4k Novice!

 

[68306]

Thanks for the reminder in your sig, novice...


You gonna be around?

 

[novice_btm]

Happy 4k Novice!

Thanks Kink! It was nice getting to know you

 

[68306]

You too...

*nods coldly as he keeps the issue in mind*

 

[chicagosam]

Hey, Novice! Nice to see you stopped in today.:smile:

 

[novice_btm]

I believe the pre-edit, not-so-veiled, threat was actually:

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Vestigial has just replied to a thread you have subscribed to entitled
- Happy 4000th Post, Novice!...

Here is the message that has just been posted:
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*nods coldly and sharpens his blade*
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<--- (for njqt :tongue: )

 

[nudeyorker]

Congratulations....maybe as a special treat I'll post those kilt pics you have been having wet dreams about:wank:

 

[novice_btm]

Thanks Sam. Yeah, twice in one week. Not quite that 20 posts per day of my previous ways, nor the nothing for 2 weeks of my previous disappearance.
:wink: