Happy Birthday Finedessert !!!

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    [glow=red,2,300]HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!! [/glow] ;D ;D ;D

    What LPSG would be without your humour and your wit ?

    Kindest regards,
    Ralexx
     
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    aussiechick63: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
    HAPY BIRTHDAY DEAR GRANDPA
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

    Sung in the style of Marilyn Monroe of course.
    :-*
    Going to share how old you are Grandpa??
     
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    Finedessert: Jack Benny never got a day older than 39 years........lol

    One of my favorite numbers is 69 so maybe I should say I'm 69.

    Truth be known today I turn 71 years, but I don't feel a day over 70.

    I used to think about sex 105 times a day, but damn now it's only 104 times a day.

    Peter still rises to the occasion, but those occasions are fewer and fewer....OH! to be in my teens again....lol

    Thank you for your Birthday wishes.

    Grandpa
     
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    I'm cashing in me coupons
    I'm 'anging up me suit
    It's finally official
    I'm a certified old coot

    I've got me Disabled sticker
    The pension's coming soon
    I'm swapping in me steak knife
    For a wooden spoon

    There's handles on the bathtub
    Big numbers on the phone
    And a panic button I can push
    If I fall at home

    I knew one day
    Me time would come
    So this is REALLY it
    Finedessert the Younger, Hello
    Grandpa the Daft Old, Git!

    Happy birthday, Grandpa! :D :D :D :D

    Pecker
     
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    sammygirly: Signs You're Getting Older...

    You sink your teeth into a steak and they stay there.

    You turn off the lights for economical reasons, not romantic ones.

    You read the obituaries to find eligible dates.

    Old ladies offer to help you cross the street.

    Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.

    The gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals.

    A beautiful girl walks by and nothing happens.

    You have all the answers but nobody is asking you the questions.

    You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.

    All the names in your little black book end with MD.

    HAPPY B-DAY GRANDPA!
     
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    mindseye: Many, many happy returns.

    And if you're old in body and young at heart, you'll appreciate what Hazel Luther said on the occasion of her 113th birthday: "It feels good to be a teenager again!"
     
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    Ineligible: Happy Birthday Grandpa!

    You give us all hope of ageing disgracefully. :)
     
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    HAPPY BIRTHDAY GRANDPA!

    I Hope There's Still A Lot To Come! ;)
     
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    drrionelli: For what it's worth, Grandpa, I, too, wish you nothing but the best, even if I do so a bit belatedly!

    You go, guy! 8)
     
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