Happy Birthday you big freak. Sorry I didn't post earlier but I couldn't get on the Board yesterday . Remember, true birthdays are celebrated for a season, not just one day.
Aww, sorry I missed the big day, big guy! Between my computer problems and the site changing I haven't gotten around the board as much as usual, but you're one of the good guys and I hope your day was special and fun. Did you get laid?
Well, MMZ, because I'm the biggest loser, my birthday fell on a Tuesday....so my friends and I aren't going out to party until Friday (and, of course, Saturday, too). So I may get laid then. I'll keep you posted. literally.
Oh gawd, you had a birthday on a TUESDAY??? You MUST be a big fat loser!
Just lie and tell everyone it's your birthday on Friday like a normal person so you won't have to face the shame and humiliation or I fear you'll never get laid.
Say it aint soo...say it ain't so. I feared this would happen. Okay, let's just keep this 'Tuesday birthday business' amongst ourselves. I can't risk another celibate weekend.
Oh and by the way, told my boss my birthday was on Tuesday.....i got fired.
gee whiz.
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