Happy Birthday Madame Zora

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  1. DaveyR

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    A very happy birthday to Madame Zora for today. Another year older and another year wiser ( May god help us :biggrin1: ).

    I hope you have a great day and I hope the year ahead is everything you wish it to be.:birthday:
     
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    So you're finally legal, huh Zora?
     
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    *assumes the position so that the birthday girl can do her worst* :rolleyes:




    *and then squirms as she tattoos the word 'fucktard' on my ass while testing out her 19-inch strap-on* :eek:
     
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    Fuckin' BITCH, isn't it?
     
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    Birthdays happen to even the best of us. Hope yours is as good as you deserve it to be.:kiss: John
     
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    Aww, you guys are the best, my 19" dildo just got a boner!:biggrin1:

    Dave, you are so sweet to think of an old broad on her special day, thanks for all the nice notes you send me.

    Vinny, there's still time to come up here and deliver my present in person...hint, hint.

    Alex, if you're ever having a str8 day, lemme know, k?

    Col. John, you gotta help me keep this brat pack in line...or not!

    Yeah, so I'm 44 today, only six more years until the End of the World , and you know I'll be having a big party for that. Love you guys, and thanks for remembering me even though that other guy is having such a big birthday celebration.
     
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    It's wearing chiffon this season, you know... your gift, that is.
     
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    Oh oh oh, if there was only a photo of your ass in the gallery, what I could do to you.

    And happy birthday, Madame Z!
     
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    :rolleyes: Don't give me ideas... I could so get a photo of his ass if I wanted to.,:tongue:

    I would only try to persuade him if Zora wanted it, though. It IS HER birthday, afterall.

    44 isn't bad, Zora... Pecker is like 60.:rolleyes: :biggrin1:
     
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    I'll take requests from the birthday girl... Maybe your ass needs a tattoo as well?!?!
     
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    Z's old enough to be my mommy. I guess that makes her a MILF.

    Spankings for the birthday girl!
     
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    Happy Birthday to a Hard as Nails Chick who inspires us all to take no crap from anyone!!!!

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    I'm old enough to be most of your mommies- MILF does have a nicer ring to it though.

    Heather, I'm just glad you have me as the one giving the spankings- 'tis better to give than to receive!
     
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    Anyone interested in a tattoo should consider this:
     

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    I think this tattoo could be made MUCH more interesting! *wink*
     
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    On my gut the Monkey would need an Ass twice that size !!
     
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    I knew there was a reason I keep confusing you with Jesus, MZ... the similarly-placed birthdays.

    Have whatever kind of day feels good... and remember, us straight guys can like women with strapons, too. :biggrin1: :eek:
     
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    *Sits down in leather sofa, puts on flavored condom, lubes self up and prepares to give Zoar 44 LONG, DEEP, STROKES*

    Love you babe!!
     
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    For the first time in my life, i'm jealous of Zora...
    *pouts*
     
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    Big shout out to my friend and sometimes nemisis MZ!!

    HERE'S WISHING YOU A FANTASTIC DAY!
     
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