Happy Birthday to HellskitchenmanNYC

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  1. jason_els

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    I had no idea until just now, but Tuesday is/was HellskitchenmanNYC's birthday. He's an amazingly young-looking 48!

    He's just an awesomely sweet, caring, delightful, and fun person with a wry sense of humor. I'm very privileged to know him and call him a friend. It's for people like him that you should consider coming to the NYC meet & greets (nudge, nudge).

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    Aww! Happy birthday HKM! I hope your birthday was great! :hug:
     
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    :fest30:Happy Birthday!:fest30:
    :laola:

    Hope you had a great day!
     
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    Fourty-eight. 48?? Are you kidding me with that?

    Oh, my god. He's the handsomest man I've ever seen.

    I'm in love with him.

    Happy B-Day, Hells. Tongue-down-your-throat, I love you.

    xx
     
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    Happy Birthday. You don't look a day over 49. :tongue:
     
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    Thank you ALL! In the Andy Williams of my age I try to do a little dance...a move and something with cinnamon. Ok maybe a hint of garlic. I do love Italians. Thank you all for birthday wishes...I kept the walls lined w/a special poly product so the worms couldn't get in. The night was so electric esp now with the rain falling I only thought of castrating several homeless people on my street. I knew to that I could never make it happen. When it rains sometimes visions in your head become true...and your reality tries to tell you it's visions..clowns...clowns with dishpan hands...clowns that want something from you but you can't give it to them. The clowns. The clowns. They want what they want. They wrap you in bacon, they slap your face with brie cheese. They howl. They yell and they howl. When you're they one tied up by them in the hollow of a burnt out building, you don't forget that sound. It's like a million dead people yelling in your ears...it echoes and you hear that clown. He doesn't stop because he is GOING to get you. That clown. Mr. Clown. Mr Clown has a knife. He looks at both sides of it back and forth. He's looking for the edge and the perfection of that knives edge. He has a sharpening stone...just in case. LOOK at his eyes. Look at them.
     
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    Hells, you are an insane person. Crazy, I tell you.

    But brilliant, for all that.

    xx
     
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    You don't understand..the LAST thing you want is that clown. When he comes and clamps you down...and slips his face so close to yours and you smell death brimming from his face it's the last thing you want. he's evil the clown. The clown. Once he starts cutting you............


    Oh yeah Happy Birthday to me! heeeeee
     
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    Careful. I'll flip my kilt up in your face and you don't necessarily want that.

    :biggrin1:
     
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    Well ring Hell's Bells for Hell's Birthday! :smile:
     
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    And just WHY wouldn't he want that????


    Oh, and it's still Tuesday here..HAPPY BIRTHDAY HELLS :biggrin1:
     
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    There's a sound a knife makes when it hits your head. It's unmistakable from any other sound. It's sharp. It's clean and circular in sound. If it hits you hard from the clown it does as it does and it does and does inside your head as you lay there.
    he just laughs because it's what he wants. He looks down on you tied up there on the table. Vulnerable and having no choice. Clown then rubs his hands and his excema is itching, he throws the tarp over you, the plastic falls on you and he pushes it down. It's only minutes till you can barely breath. Breathing becomes harder and you hear Clown moving about. He's readying something but you can't make it out. Are they tools? Is it him moving around? What is your fate? What is Clown going to do?!


    Oh Happy birthday to me! heeeeeee
     
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    Quiet. I want my present to be a surprise.
     
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    Stop watching that Crispin Glover trailer!
     
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    Clown takes you to his room. When you wake up you're spread on a table. A kitchen table from the 1940's. You're in a kitchen with all the windows sealed. You're laying there quivering. how could this happen to you? AND on your BIRTHDAY?!
    He makes you wait laying there tied up amongst the blenders and food processors. HOW could this be damn it! You start to breath because it's been awhile.
    ALL AT ONCE the kitchen door flies open and there's clown. Screaming into the air about the things you did bad to him flailing that knife and finally grabbing your neck pinching it as you gasp for air, legs flying about to no avail. You. Cant. Breathe.
     
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    How could this be? That a stranger does this to you. Clown makes movements over you as if he's flattening you down. Like he's going to iron you.
    You hear a deep breath. Your own breaths are still fast and deep. The fact that it stopped makes you try to quell yr own deep breathing.
    There's a silence for a few seconds. Clown goes into another room and exhale as if there might be a chance.
    Bang! A huge explosion of noise from the next room and Clown comes sailing out weilding another knife in the air.
    He's screaming, "You fucking made me! YOU STUPID FUCKING ASSHOLE!"
    He jams the knife into the side of your leg. And picks it up. and jams it back down and overandoverandoverandoveragain till the leg is is a bloody pool of ragged flesh pieces and the blood is flying freely into the air.
    Clown takes a step back, brings his fist to his jaw. Smiles then cringes and regains posture. yes a smile is now on his face. Look at what he's done..he did it! HE DID IT!
     
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    Happy Birthday!

    Hells

    :laola::laola:


     
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    Happy B day :)
     
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    Clowns favorite part is when you lie there and ask to not be hurt. He'll just lick the wounds he made in you. Cry all you want it won't make any difference. No difference...


    Happy birthday to me! heeeee
     
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