Happy Fuckin Holidays, You Bitches...

[vinny_spiruccino]

Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse, dad smoking grass;
I'd just settle down for a nice piece of ass.
Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn, I saw a big dick.
I knew in a minute, it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment, the fucker had fell.
He stuffed all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.
That son of a bitch blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode away,
Piss on you all and have a hell of a day.

Maybe this belonged in the jokes section, but fuck you all until you wobble.

 

[Lex]

Maybe this belonged in the jokes section, but fuck you all until you wobble.

WOW. And I didn't even have to BEG.


*walks away wobbling*

 

[Matthew]

but fuck you all until you wobble.

Sweet! Santa really came through this year.

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Happy fucking holidays to the incomparable Vinny.

 

[SteveHd]

Vinny, nicely done!

 

[Ethyl]

Thank you for that laugh, Vinny. Happy Fuckin' Holidays to you too.

*wobbles*

 

[DC_DEEP]

Thanks, Vinny. Of all the holidays, I like the Fuckin ones best!

And if you think we are all bitches, I guess you will have to do each and every one of us doggy-style.

And I still have something special, just for you. Come and get it.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Vinny, you wit is almost as big as your ...
Have a great holiday, man.

 

[Pecker]

Happy holidays, Vinnie, you old softie.

 

[agnslz]

Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse, dad smoking grass;
I'd just settle down for a nice piece of ass.
Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn, I saw a big dick.
I knew in a minute, it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment, the fucker had fell.
He stuffed all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.
That son of a bitch blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode away,
Piss on you all and have a hell of a day.

Maybe this belonged in the jokes section, but fuck you all until you wobble.

"Fuck you don't telling me fuck you!":wink::tongue:

No really, Happy Fuckin Holidays to you, Vinny!:biggrin:

 

[prepstudinsc]

Ho, Ho, Ho!

 

[jeff black]

Maybe this belonged in the jokes section, but fuck you all until you wobble.

Typical vinny, always waving his penis around, making people wobble. Merry Christmas to you and your clan, vinny.

 

[jakeatolla]

As they say on South Park,

"Merry Fucking Christmas!!!!"

 

[cklover]

Cute, thanks.

 

[Gillette]

Merry Blissmas, Vinny!

 

[AlteredEgo]

Merry Christmas. Is that a lump of coal, or is Vinny very happy to see me?

 

[Lordpendragon]

LMFAO Vin.

May your sacks be emptied.

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Ho, Ho, Ho!

Uh... yeah?

Oh, sorry... I thought someone called me.

 

[D_alex8]

Uh... yeah?

Oh, sorry... I thought someone called me.

As if anyone needs to say "Ho!" more than once to get your attention.

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Thanks, Vinny. Of all the holidays, I like the Fuckin ones best!

And if you think we are all bitches, I guess you will have to do each and every one of us doggy-style.

And I still have something special, just for you. Come and get it.

Aw DC... may angels decend with the most blessed Merry Christmas you've ever had. *snuggles*

PS - the big rubber dick was really for you. Just sayin...