Happy Fuckin Holidays, You Bitches...

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  1. vinny_spiruccino

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    Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
    Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.
    Mom at the whorehouse, dad smoking grass;
    I'd just settle down for a nice piece of ass.
    Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter.
    I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter.
    When out on the lawn, I saw a big dick.
    I knew in a minute, it must be St. Nick.
    He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
    I knew in a moment, the fucker had fell.
    He stuffed all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
    And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
    He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.
    That son of a bitch blew my chimney apart.
    He swore and he cursed as he rode away,
    Piss on you all and have a hell of a day.


    Maybe this belonged in the jokes section, but fuck you all until you wobble.


     
  2. Lex

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    WOW. And I didn't even have to BEG.


    *walks away wobbling*
     
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    Sweet! Santa really came through this year.
     
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    Happy fucking holidays to the incomparable Vinny.:rolleyes:
     
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    Vinny, nicely done!
     
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    Thank you for that laugh, Vinny. Happy Fuckin' Holidays to you too.

    *wobbles*
     
  7. DC_DEEP

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    Thanks, Vinny. Of all the holidays, I like the Fuckin ones best!

    And if you think we are all bitches, I guess you will have to do each and every one of us doggy-style.

    And I still have something special, just for you. Come and get it.
     
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    Vinny, you wit is almost as big as your ...
    Have a great holiday, man.
     
  9. Pecker

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    Happy holidays, Vinnie, you old softie.
     
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    "Fuck you don't telling me fuck you!":wink::tongue:

    No really, Happy Fuckin Holidays to you, Vinny!:biggrin:
     
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    Ho, Ho, Ho!
     
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    Typical vinny, always waving his penis around, making people wobble.:rolleyes: Merry Christmas to you and your clan, vinny.
     
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    As they say on South Park,

    "Merry Fucking Christmas!!!!"
     
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    Cute, thanks.
     
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    Merry Blissmas, Vinny!
     
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    Merry Christmas. Is that a lump of coal, or is Vinny very happy to see me?
     
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    LMFAO Vin.

    May your sacks be emptied.
     
  18. vinny_spiruccino

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    Uh... yeah?

    Oh, sorry... I thought someone called me.
     
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    As if anyone needs to say "Ho!" more than once to get your attention. :rolleyes:
     
  20. vinny_spiruccino

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    Aw DC... may angels decend with the most blessed Merry Christmas you've ever had. *snuggles*

    PS - the big rubber dick was really for you. Just sayin...
     
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