Happy Fuckin Holidays, You Bitches...

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Haha, cheers Vinny.

And for those still dreaming of a white christmas, my pump-action shotgun is ready to shower you all with gifts.
 

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And now, it's time for The Airing of the Grievances!....oh wait, we already did that. (Enough with the fucking grievances, already!)


And now, it's time for the Feats of Strength!

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I can slice a banana without using my hands or any silverware. :scratchchin:

What can you do?

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Merry fucking Christmas, and may the Christmas fucking commence merrily until each and every little boy or girl (naughty and nice) at LPSG has satisfied their every fucking desire! :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1: :biggrin1:

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And now, it's time for The Airing of the Grievances!....oh wait, we already did that. (Enough with the fucking grievances, already!)


And now, it's time for the Feats of Strength!

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I can slice a banana without using my hands or any silverware. :scratchchin:

What can you do?

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Let me see ... if I take on superhuman powers and dip into the bawdy blues vernacular liberally, without using hands or silverware I can:

grease your skillet
grind your coffee
charge your battery
jump start your engine
open your curtains
... will that do for a start?
 

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Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse, dad smoking grass;
I'd just settle down for a nice piece of ass.
Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn, I saw a big dick.
I knew in a minute, it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment, the fucker had fell.
He stuffed all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.
That son of a bitch blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode away,
Piss on you all and have a hell of a day.
Vinny .. That was fantastic! Damon Runyanesque spiked with some Hubert Selby grit (Last Exit to Brooklyn novel) ... wish I'd written it.
You should post it in the LPSG Christmas Concert thread in the Jokes section as well.
 

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I know vinny posted this JUST for me, cuz we all know he's been DYING to get in my ass for ages.

Well Vin... it's all yours... CUM and get it! :moon:

Hot damn! Another mod notch to carve in my headboard. By the time I'm done spelling YOUR name in rythmic hip rotations - j-o-y-b-o-y-t-o-y-7-9-m-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r you'll have cum twice baby...
 

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I suppose not, but the act itself, is surely considered something in the "naughty" catergory....

I mean, spelling.. blech!

Suit yourself, but "blech"? Sounds almost as if you feign repulsion... mm hmm. But ok, spelling is deemed naughty hertoforth. But then what's a good hard steady pummelling considered?
 

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Hot damn! Another mod notch to carve in my headboard. By the time I'm done spelling YOUR name in rythmic hip rotations - j-o-y-b-o-y-t-o-y-7-9-m-o-d-e-r-a-t-o-r you'll have cum twice baby...

do you spell in Morse code or draw the shapes of the letters? :confused:

merry fucken christmas vinny!:biggrin1:
 

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do you spell in Morse code or draw the shapes of the letters? :confused:

merry fucken christmas vinny!:biggrin1:

Draw the shapes of the letters. Morse code is the pounding part. So as you can see, with a name that long I'll be the one with the raw bone...

and happy fucken new years to you too
 

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Draw the shapes of the letters. Morse code is the pounding part. So as you can see, with a name that long I'll be the one with the raw bone...

and happy fucken new years to you too

OK...I get it... and joytoyboy is the little drummer bottom
rump pound pound pound .... rump pound pound pound