Happy Fuckin Holidays, You Bitches...

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OK...I get it... and joytoyboy is the little drummer bottom
rump pound pound pound .... rump pound pound pound

That brought a tear to my eye... reminds me of a day when I was a sweet lil church boy....

I got caught in the baptism pool - in my underwear - with a boy named Rawb... he had a big weener too.
 

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Twas the night before christmas and all through the house,
Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse.
Mom at the whorehouse, dad smoking grass;
I'd just settle down for a nice piece of ass.
Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter.
I sprung from my chair to see what was the matter.
When out on the lawn, I saw a big dick.
I knew in a minute, it must be St. Nick.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew in a moment, the fucker had fell.
He stuffed all our stockings with pretzels and beer,
And a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart.
That son of a bitch blew my chimney apart.
He swore and he cursed as he rode away,
Piss on you all and have a hell of a day.

Maybe this belonged in the jokes section, but fuck you all until you wobble.

T'was the Night Before Christmas never sounded so good.:rolleyes:
 

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Do you have some lemonade? I might just sit for a spell!!

YUM!!

ManGlide, Elbow Grease, Boy Butter, hell - Crisco works just fine. And just so you know - though we missed it this year - I'm still planning on wearing you as a Halloweener costume. But since it's Christmas now I guess I'll just have to stuff your stocking...

Good to see you Lex and JB! Been lurking lately...