Today is the first day of the official hurricane season for everywhere from Central America to Florida and States north. I think it's time to start bunches of official Hurricane Festivals where native tribes still living in Florida and affected States are invited to have "Appease the Hurricane Gods" pow wows that include cotton candy and hurricane tents where residents can buy the hurricane protection they need. In addition to plywood and duct tape concessions, this would include various shamans, wiccans, neo-druids, et al, selling voodoo protection, charms, tribal blessings and maybe a pentecostal tent where the really scared can get a quick complete immersion baptism as a born-again just as a back up plan. Anyway, I hope you LPSG-ers living in hurricane country remain safe and untouched by the possibility of the impending storms that are currently forming in the Gulf of Mexico and the mid-Atlantic. After the recent tornado tragedies, folks don't need more shit to fuck up their lives. I'm burning Shoshone sage sticks and sending positive karmic bullets in the general direction of all of you who may be harms way. Take care. And by all means don't stick around thinking you can ride out any of the storms.