"Happy" Massages?

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  1. BIGdkluver

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    I'm interested in getting a good massage with a "happy ending." I've never had one before.

    How do I do it? Do I "ask" for it at the beginning? I'm sure that not all massage therapists offer one. Being mostly gay, I would prefer that a male massage therapist give me one. (If he does, can I give him one too????) Does it happen by chance, or do I have to specifically ask for one?

    I'd like to hear from any guy out there who has had a "happy ending" massage from a male therapist. How was it? Did the therapist join in too?

    Are these things for real and frequent, or are they mostly hype and urban sex legends?

    Thanks for your input! :smile:
     
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    Okay guys...I am also anxiously awaiting the advice on this one !
     
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    We used to have a gay massage parlour which I visited a few times. The massage came with a happy ending for what ever the price quoted. Anything extra like having the masseuse naked cost more. Just be up front with him and see what he says.
     
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    i have friends that are massage therapists. they absolutley HATE any reference to anyone working at a "parlor" being referred to as a "massuer". you're best bet. go look at the adult section of craigslist.
     
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    California cities and counties have rather strict ordinances concerning massage "parlors". happy endings subject you and the provider to arrest and probable reporting of your name in a newspaper clip about the arrest. just ask the San Mateo County, CA, sheriff Greg Munks about his experience several years ago in Las Vegas. I assure you, not everything which happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
     
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    Thanks, guys, for these replies. There's a good variety of them, and I have found all of them helpful.

    Anyone else? Please feel free to say more! Thanks!
     
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