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A rabbit is hopping across a field telling all other rabbits, “I am a cow. I am a cow. I am a cow.”
He hops past a girl rabbit, “Silly rabbit, you’re not a cow.”
He politely smiles, at her, and keeps hopping along. “I am a cow. I am a cow. I am a cow.”
Another group of boy rabbits just laugh, as he hops past them.
He knowingly smiles at them too and keeps hopping along. “I am a cow. I am a cow. I am a cow.”
When he gets to a another girl rabbit, she stops him and asks “Why are you telling everyone you’re a cow? When you’re a rabbit.”
He stands on his hind legs, undoes his buttons, and drops his shorts.
The girl rabbit gasps, “Holly cow!”
The boy rabbit winks, pulls up his pants, rebuttons, and hops off.
She follows him. “You’re a cow. You’re a cow. You’re a cow.”