Happy & Sad

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  1. Pitbull

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    A husband and wife were sitting watching TV when he turned to his wife and said,

    "Honey, tell me something that will make me happy and sad all at the same time."

    She said, "You have the biggest dick of all your friends."
     
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    Well, that's two emotions for the price of one.
     
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    interesting! what's a woman.
     
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    the pain behind your eyes
    Sometimes the truth is really painful.
     
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