Hard at Work (Another Hard On Thread)

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    B_JohnTheHorse New Member

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    I work for a design studio in administration and sometimes work from home. When I come on this site I often will develope a huge hardon. Thats fine 1 or 2 days a week when I am at home. But when I am at work it can be a problem. I am secluded where my desk is and never visit porn sites with pictures (this is pushing it but is more or less mainly text only). The problem is when I am hard is so obvious. I am trapped at my desk a times like these (John can you come here for a sec - Uhhhh give me a minute?) Anyone with similar experiences? :eek:
     
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    blak9: Hell yeah I get hard at work...

    In which case I have to sneak past the secretaries desk and go to the restroom. I usually have to untuck my shirt or put my briefcase in front of my erection.
     
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    chipster: I work at home, alone, always online and sometimes hard. I can deal with it if I need to. :)
     
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    Maybe it's because I'm a little too busy running around the restaurant to really worry about, much less get, a hard-on. I don't have to worry about sitting still long enough or risking some inappropriate web surfing at my stand.
     
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    If I get wood at work, it just means bigger tips for me! ;D
     
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    biggbenn8: I am fortunately to work at a job where I can fairly easily hide any erections...

    Baggy Chefs Pants, flannel boxers, chefscoat and apron... I usually starch my aprons as well... (more rigidity to 'hide'... but am usually so focused on whats going on that I don't get that many hard ons... now at my desk....
     
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    I'm not working (yet), so the unique scene where I could have an erection "at work" is at the faculty. What do I do ? I simply think at something else and let it cool down...
     
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    justy: I can totally relate with John.
    Last week we had a board meeting and as I sat there, I got a huge hardon.
    To my suprise, the meeting ended rather unexpectedly and I was forced to sit there for a while pretending to work on something until all of the people had left the room. After they left, I did the flip up under the belt and walked back to my office.
    This happens to me all the time, I am always getting hard. My friends tease me and say that all it takes is for the wind to blow.
     
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    Justin: I have tried the under the belt method before and I have found it to be more noticeable than going down the leg. When my shirt is tucked in it is even easier to see. Does anyone else have that problem?
     
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    bigbenn8 -

    The thought of a horny chef gives one pause when ordering a dish with a white sauce.

    It is comforting to know that the chef is too busy in the kitchen to get a hardon.

    Now, as for the happy waiter.... :p

    Pecker
     
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    blak9: Justin,

    I have this problem all the time. The "flip up under the belt" thing just does not work for me without the periscope effect, unless I untuck my shirt.
     
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    jesepe: hey guys,

    first post on here. i think this is a relevant one to me.
    Im a waiter and my girlfriend works at the same place. She will often walk past me behind the bar and feel me up somewhat secretly :)

    Even with the apron, i know some people have seen it, oh well. If it bothers them then so be it. It usually goes away quickly.

    As for being at Uni, in a lecture or class with one, now thats another matter entrirely!. thankfully have had no bad experiences.
     
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    fitdude: A stiff one, even at unusual times, even without obvious stimuli, is NATURAL.  So, enjoy and get on with it.  Best control for unruly boners is work that beef or ignore it and let it deflate.  Enough philosophy! ::)
     
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    kyle: I used to work at a resort in the administrative offices. One of the restaurant's chefs, for whatever reason, had some business in our offices one day. A couple of weeks earlier I was at a pool party and, late into the night when most people were nude, I was laying next to the jacuzzi with my legs in the water. This same guy (who I had never met before) walked up to me and said, "Looks like you need some mouth to mouth," as his nice looking soft dick quickly grew into a very impressive branch. (I was actually just laying there because I was too exhausted to get up and go home.) So when we ran into each other in the copier room, he just as quickly grew to full hardness again. It seemed he thought his baggy chef pants and loose top concealed his erection so I just leaned into him and said, "Those pants aren't THAT baggy!" and walked away.
     
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    FieldRatt9: A few years ago I worked as a guard for a nursing company. My desk was at the entrance and my job required me to get up and manually open a small door for entry and hourly walks through the bldg.

    Wearing the black uniform pants was very uncomforrtable for me. My flaccid 5" had no room to breathe so I started free balling. That worked but my bulge was really noticable. Some of the nursing staff shoulda been in playboy or such...some were HOT! So as expected my rounds were "difficult" at times in the pants, because of the angle and girth I have, the only place for my erection to go was up and to the left. My clipboard came in very handy at times but sometimes I wasn't able to hide my full pocket.

    I knew they were talking about me but was only confronted once by the office admin. She was an older woman and a nurse. She called me into her office and said that she realized that some of her nurses were busty and she expects them to dress and act professionally.

    I musta looked confused because she then said, I'm referring to the "bustiness" of your crotch. Might I suggest a loose fit pant or that you wear a jock strap. I stood up and said that I had asked for bigger pants but a bigger waist wasn't the answer. Jock straps were to uncomfortable too. She asked why. Because I'm uncut and they make me itch I said. She then said that walking around with an erection had come to her attention. I said that I was a healthy male and that she would know that erections are normal for any man in my environment. She started laughing and asked me to sit down. We talked alittle more and I was excused.I didn't give the meeting any thought.

    2 days later some of the nurses walked up to my desk with a wrapped gift for me. When I opened it. It was a very small clip board and a "Doing a great job" card signed by all the nurses...even the office admin. I liked that job. ::)
     
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    HungJordan: I work a desk job, but fortunately I don't work near anyone. I never look at uh, 'naughty' stuff at work but I do visit this site and chat with my friends. Sometimes the chat gets a little too hot which is dangerous for me 'cause there's no hiding it if it get hard.

    :eek:
     
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    Thanks for bringing this thread up front, HungJordan. There are lots of interesting and 'hot' threads tucked away that might never be read were it not for some of you 'on the ball' guys.

    I'm compelled to respond to DMW's (our double meat moderator) statement re. his showing woods brought in more tips. This just backs up my belief that lots of folks enjoy seeing lots of dick and are happy to pay lots of dough for the enjoyment.
     
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    huge_cock_have_pic: Of course it happens, and one of the drawbacks of having a big cock is that a hard on is more than noticable.

    On this end, I try to be as discreete as possible and sneak out to the restroom where I can take care of things. Sometimes the walk helps things calm down, and sometimes I have to jerk it off. The key: be discreete, especially in professional environments.
     
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    I always try to dress discreetly at work, and wear a more confining underwear to avoid a seriously obvious hardon.

    I cycle to work, so I often wear cycling shorts or tights in the winter and then change when I get to work. I have had an occasion or two arriving at work with a near hardon, which sometimes happens from the movement of my cock while I ride. I usually wear loose atheltic shorts over my shorts, but the tights can be quite revealing especially with a big bulge sticking out to the side. I just try to be cautious, but I had been seen at a previous employment. Fortuneately, that guy was discreet and didn't blab all over that I was well hung. He did once ask me how big I was; it was a party and we were a little loose.

    Anyway, I think the key is confinement as much as you can tollerate to prevent it from stretching out completely.
     
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    captainstupid: luckily i am a high school teacher so i can sit behind a desk.
     
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