Hard at Work

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  1. rbrum

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    Any of you guys want to describe occasions at work when you or a colleague have had an uncontrollable erection that wouldn't go down ? Maybe this was brought on by someone exciting in the workplace or maybe the hard on just happened for no reason. How did you cope with it ? Was it possible to conceal it or were you obliged to walk past colleagues with an obvious large bulge in your trousers ? Did you get told off by your superiors ? Even threatened with losing your job just because you're naturally big and cannot avoid displaying a huge lump inside your trousers ? Details please.
     
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    Hey Rbrum..

    I was hard at work once.:biggrin1:

    The End.
     
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    I suppose this counts, it wasn't at work but at uni. I was in the library and checking out some porn on my laptop and yep you guessed it i got the biggest hardon ever. One of those ones where even when you don't think about it and do something completely different, it still doesn't go. Well there I am my dick rock hard and all my mates say, 'we're going for lunch you gonna come with us?' well I couldn't even stand up with this hardon so I declined and had to wait in the library until my erection wore off, I swear people must have noticed it under the table, coz a few people looked at me and then my crotch and then away, but it was inside my jeans so they just got a shot of the bulge. It's all good.
     
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    I had a co worker down the hall who was huge his boss told him to wear a jock or something tighter for underwear. His bulge in PT shorts was unmistakeable i thought at first he was hard, but later on we had a piss test he pulled his cock out and if was completely soft and man when he dropped his pants, this dude was huge about 6 inches soft and that was on cold morning. ive secretly wished i could have seen him Hard.
     
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    A buddy I worked with once walked up to my desk then looked down getting my attention to a very large bulge. He had a huge hard-on under his jeans and lens on the desk pushing on it. I asked what was going on. He said he had a problem with his desk. The desk is to low or the chair is to high and consistently rubs his crotch area.

    I suggested he try lowering his chair. He said his chair would not go down. All this time I'm getting my own boner from looking at his problem. He came back a few minutes later and asked for help finding some supplies in the supply room. Some coworkers have more problems than others. We worked this one out okay.:cool:
     
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    well this was soft at work but...

    Where I work we wear uniforms, well I wear clothing that is loose and can 'cover'- one off day I ran in to get some paperwork and wasn't thinking- I had a pair of old jeans that, well I 'showed' in.

    I came around my desk (we have tiny cubicles) and over heard two co workers saying "my god...who knew!?! who would have guess Prof ____ (me) was like that??"

    Flattering, but I keep work and um...other things seperate..

    Note to self- no more jeans...
     
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    i am sure everyone has got a hard-on at work.

    Here is a recient umm...memorable occasion. I was waiting tables and i just spung one. just a random one. I was going back to one table where I was serving coffee and dessert to some older (65+) women. I was leaning over to pour coffee when i "poked into" a lady's arm. I was so embarrased because she and the other women all started looking my crotch. and yes...i did get quite a large tip...
     
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    My tendency towards frequent unplanned major erections was just one of the reasons that I started wearing a well fitting (custom made) jockstrap while still at school.

    But from then on it helped at work .. as it does on the bus, train, and everywhere else. "Never leave home without it" got to be my private motto.
     
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    all right, i'm a lifeguard. so yes. checking out people swimming and in essence of general boredom... of course a hardon usually will come up at least once a day and definitely it gets bad when it's time to rotate guards... it takes great skill and manuevering to accomplish this task without making a scene. so yes.
     
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    nah, work wasnt very sexy
     
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    I've had erections at work, in class, on planes, in cabs, at the lumberyard, in (book) stores, at church, in gym showers, at urinals, behind podiums, inside suite jackets... I'm a guy, guys have erections. Most (eventually) went away, some needed taking care of.

    The biggest problem has been the wet spot, I always leak precum like a garden hose.
     
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    I once worked for this hyper masculine straight guy on a job. When we first met, I shook his hand. I had the weirdest notion in my mind--I wondered how nice my cock would feel in that death grip handshake of his. I sprung the hugest boner--(It felt like it!). (Thank God I was wearing a jock and loose fitting jeans!) All the while I was working, I had the most wildest fantasies about this guy fucking me and rubbing me all over with those big ass manly hands. Woof!
     
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    I am 7 soft and about 11" long hard. I get hard from time to time at work but have never had any contact or comment from a co worker about it. usually i just stay at my desk so no one is the wiser.
     
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    I get hard at work when i stard thinking about sex related stuff, as nobody's so hot at my workplace.

    I just sit behind my desk until i calm down, or try to hide it putting hands in pockets.
     
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