Harvey "Mushroom" Keitel

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by Mr. Pookie, May 7, 2006.

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    Yet more evidence of my gayness I guess, but who saw Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant? He has this really long full-frontal scene where he's drunk and making whining noises. Anyway, his dick (limp, of course) looks like a plum stuck on a vienna sausage (well, maybe an unusually thick vienna sausage). Has anyone seen this? It's actually a really fucked up movie - but if you get it be sure it's the NC-17 version in all its coke-snorting, underage girl soliciting, nun raping, dong dangling glory. Got mine for $5 on ebay.
     
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    Jeez your faster then light.
     
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    U guys really know how to pick em, he must be the livin prove that you dont have to be hung even if your ugly
     
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    Huh, the head looks kinda normal in the BL pics you posted. But I swear on my dvd it's a huge marios bros mushroom.
     
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    Why is that so...European? I mean, don't get me wrong, but it seems like "cheese" is just a term that isn't understood overseas. That being said, I'd still hang it up on my wall.
     
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    ewww wish I didn't click and see that pic.
     
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    I registered, but can't see pics! Please resend!!!:smile:
     
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    When I finally saw his dick in The Piano I wondered why everyone had said that it was big. It sure looked small to me in that movie, as it does in this one.:eek:
     
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    It's tiny, it's petite, it's wee :)
     
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