Ladies has a guy ever lied or misled you about his size to help get you into bed? If he has or if you were faced with that situation what did you do (or would you do) once you found out?
During a drunken night out with a female coworker found out that another coworker, Jenny a beautiful 32-yr-old blond with a goddess body was a size queen. Anyway I led her friend to believe that I was extremely well hung. I'm not, I am actually quite small. My theory was that size isnt all that important to a woman, so that I could use this deception to help get her into bed and then once we got there she would still want to get laid.
Anyway I managed to get a date with Jenny. We got drunk and Jenny started getting flirty and making inuendos about enjoying size and implying that our mutual friend had told her about me. I truthfully told her I was in the first percentile, which being a woman, she misunderstood as being in the 99th percentile. As the night wore on it was clear where we were headed. I told her that some women would not fuck me after seeing my size and bet her that she would be one of those. I bet her all the money she had in her purse ($1000, she had taken out from her paycheck to buy some furniture.)
We got to her place and things got going. She was incredibly passionate. I asked her to do a striptease for me and she revealed one of the sexiest bodies I had ever seen. I reminded her of our bet and started to pull my briefs down as her breath quickened. The look of shock and disappointment on her face was intense when I revealed 3 incher (see attach). I started talking fast and pointed out that I had never actually said I was big and that since we were here and that the idea of a big cock had excited her we might as well have fun. She had a look of disgust on her face. I put her hand on my cock and asked her if it felt kinda big. She said yes, then burst out laughing. I asked her what was so funny and she said that she wasnt a good liar and that it was the smallest pee pee she had ever seen.
I reminded her of our bet -- she had given me her thousand to hold. She was furious and asked for her money. I held firm and finally she got an evil look on her face and said go ahead. After I entered her she laughed and asked me when I was going to put it in. I was determined to enjoy myself, but then as I was doing my best thrusting, she started to make a call on her cell. She was calling our mutual friend who was at a house party and giving her a calm blow by blow of the date in a matter of fact voice. When she found out other female coworkers were at the party, she asked
to be put on speakerphone and preceded to tell all of them that I had a microdick and that it was so small that she could talk to them while I banged away. I was humiliated.
So ladies was this girl a super bitch or did I deserve it?
During a drunken night out with a female coworker found out that another coworker, Jenny a beautiful 32-yr-old blond with a goddess body was a size queen. Anyway I led her friend to believe that I was extremely well hung. I'm not, I am actually quite small. My theory was that size isnt all that important to a woman, so that I could use this deception to help get her into bed and then once we got there she would still want to get laid.
Anyway I managed to get a date with Jenny. We got drunk and Jenny started getting flirty and making inuendos about enjoying size and implying that our mutual friend had told her about me. I truthfully told her I was in the first percentile, which being a woman, she misunderstood as being in the 99th percentile. As the night wore on it was clear where we were headed. I told her that some women would not fuck me after seeing my size and bet her that she would be one of those. I bet her all the money she had in her purse ($1000, she had taken out from her paycheck to buy some furniture.)
We got to her place and things got going. She was incredibly passionate. I asked her to do a striptease for me and she revealed one of the sexiest bodies I had ever seen. I reminded her of our bet and started to pull my briefs down as her breath quickened. The look of shock and disappointment on her face was intense when I revealed 3 incher (see attach). I started talking fast and pointed out that I had never actually said I was big and that since we were here and that the idea of a big cock had excited her we might as well have fun. She had a look of disgust on her face. I put her hand on my cock and asked her if it felt kinda big. She said yes, then burst out laughing. I asked her what was so funny and she said that she wasnt a good liar and that it was the smallest pee pee she had ever seen.
I reminded her of our bet -- she had given me her thousand to hold. She was furious and asked for her money. I held firm and finally she got an evil look on her face and said go ahead. After I entered her she laughed and asked me when I was going to put it in. I was determined to enjoy myself, but then as I was doing my best thrusting, she started to make a call on her cell. She was calling our mutual friend who was at a house party and giving her a calm blow by blow of the date in a matter of fact voice. When she found out other female coworkers were at the party, she asked
to be put on speakerphone and preceded to tell all of them that I had a microdick and that it was so small that she could talk to them while I banged away. I was humiliated.
So ladies was this girl a super bitch or did I deserve it?
