I had a buddy ask me to measure him. He sent a dick pic to a girl; she asked how big he was. When he told her, she didn't believe him. So, he asked me to use a tape measure to measure him so he could take the picture. It was kind of odd. I had to leave the room so he could get hard, then he called me in....I measured as he took pictures. Apparently, she was impressed, as they hooked up a few times.
Has anyone asked to measure your penis?
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Absolute bullshit. You are there for GERD and he's asking about your penis????
It was a pickup line by an unprofessional doctor.
I have a thing for measuring the big dicks I encounter so I always try and ask. Last time I did it was last week, when I blew my weed guy during a smoke session. He's the new biggest black guy I've ever sucked, fucking incredible piece on him. He got a kick out of it too, thought it was funny I was so impressed. It seemed to massage his ego that someone would even ask him in the first place.
So…how big was he? I‘d enjoy measuring other guys!
Years ago my girl friend and I had our neighbor and her boy friend over and the girls decided to measure our cocks. I remember sitting on the couch next to the other guy and having them measure us. That was over 40 years ago so I don't remember our sizes.
2 of my ex girlfriends have asked to measure mine, i was more than happy to let them
Lots of dudes would kill to be 7x5! Enjoy your big cock!
Thanks i do enjoy it and by the look of it you should too you look big
I enjoy mine so much but then every guy loves their cock even if it’s only average or small! In my dating years i loved getting comments of surprise at first reveal!
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One girl I saw for a few months while working away.
'Wow, what's that, 8 inches?'
No, just over 7. She didn't believe be, so measured me. Girls have no idea about dimensions.
'Wow, what's that, 8 inches?'
No, just over 7. She didn't believe be, so measured me. Girls have no idea about dimensions.
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Yes , mostly at the nude beach ....some couples do have a paper tape measure in their bag
some women ask me how big it is, but haven't had one to ask to measure (yet) lol
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Well, if you ask me, it must be one of the worse pick-up lines ever. haha
I'm guessing he thought it would be too unprofessional to start talking about my genitals when I was there for my reoccurring stomach issue. So he came up with a professional scientific sounding excuse that it was the American Medical Association that would like to record my over-endowment "for research purposes"
I wonder if anyone told him his hair might be considered unprofessional. I'm no prude when it comes to hair, in fact I'm sportin' a ponytail right now, it's about 14 inches (I tried measuring it) but I'm not an MD. (Like I said, his hair was jet black and all the way down to his waist.) He was young, a new doctor. haha
Thanks for the likes and comments. I’m always up for being measured!
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Yes, many have asked to do that. I would tell them that it would cost $100 upfront for 10 seconds of measuring time. I paid for several vacations that way.
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