Has anyone else ever experienced this?

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  1. Magnum10x2

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    I told my wife the best part of sex is when I enter her deeply. As long as she’s relaxed and ready, it’s amazing. I can’t describe it still...



    Its like she goes into another world, she can actually massage my head when I'm all the way in. And her orgasms are amazing too... she gushes and even opens up so I can go deeper still… But never from behind! ONLY when I'm on top.

    She is the first person that I ever experienced this with. She is 5’6” size 2 – 36d/24/32
    I am 10" long and just a tad under 6.5" around... What she says is the majic for her is "the hardness" not the size....

    I never heard anyone else ever mention this -
     
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    Some points:
    First, your wife does not have a second cunt - unless she's built internally like a cow.

    Second, Unless your doctor has surgically opened her uterus, it is impossible for your dick to enter her uterus. The only other option would be is that she's about to have a baby.

    Third, study some anatomy.
     
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    now, what's the question?
     
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    The question was "Has anyone else here experienced his wife's second cunt?"

    I haven't. I'm allergic to cunt. I guess that goes double for 2nd cunts.

    Now, I don't claim to be an expert at female anatomy because, well, I couldn't care less - but even I know there's no 2nd cunt.
     
  5. carter2006

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    This thread is amusing me, not only because it contains the word 'cunt' several times, but also the notion of a woman having 2 cunts! Like Chuck64, I am no expert on female anatomy but it sounds unlikely.... My question is this... has anyone ever experienced a guy's second cock?
     
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    Oooh, you're wandering into a whole minefield of fetishes with a question like that :wink:
     
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    Sounds like a cool idea for a thread.... alex, you obviously have some hot fetishes to share, do you fancy doing the honours?
     
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    I'm sure I don't know what you mean! And who would be interested in a thread about short guys or about having sex standing up? :33:
     
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    Stand-up sex, now we're talking! :biggrin1:
     
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    "Stand-up sex" ... does that mean I have to do a comedy routine at the same time? :rolleyes:
     
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    Why not? I like a man who can make me laugh... and we are talking fetishes! Just don't make me laugh too much when I've got my mouth full! :biggrin1:
     
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    There once was a dude named Carter
    With a flashing bird as his Avatar,
    Sometimes it went "cheep!"
    I said, "Damn straight he's cheap,
    It's our fetish revelations he's after".


    Written by a tiny orphaned ferret named Jimmie, age 3.
     
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    ROFLMAO!

    Damn - my secret agenda is out:redface:
     
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    OK. Anyone well-versed in DVDA care to jump in and take this thread to "the next level" of humor?

    Magnum - :hijacked: sorry.
     
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    *wants to adopt Jimmie
     
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    Er, yeah, apologies for hi-jacking the thread!
     
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    Don't apologize, this thread was retarded before you joined it.
     
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