Has anyone else ever sat on there dick or balls?

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    B_aptlinh New Member

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    has anyone sat on there dick or balls? I have each, it hurts like hell. Which did you sit on? What one do u think hurt more?
     
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    hahaha! Yeah dude, sat on both. balls hurts way worse
     
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    yeah, i would agree, lol. how many times have u sat on them?
     
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    not really sure how many time. Though its usually when I freeball in shorts and its hot out
     
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    i sit on it at least once a week, its horrible man
     
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    Never sat on my cock. Well, turn over in bed and leant on it every now and again. But I've definitely sat on my bals quite a few times. Tends to be in the summer when it's warm and the're dangling a lot. Not much fun! I've learned to be a bit more careful sitting down now.
     
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    haha, dude that has to suck! Glad its only hot days and swinging balls for me and not every week
     
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    Sat on my balls, but not my dick. The balls hurt something awful when ya sit on 'em!
     
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    I've sat on my balls quite a bit. It sucks. I'd rather be kicked there honestly =/
     
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    Somehow "there cock" sounds incorrect. Maybe it should be "that there cock."
     
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    OK, dick.
     
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    YEA...I had this condition called a vericocele block. Also sometime called "cow nut". My testicle was so big that I almost everytime I sat down I would sit right on it, and man was that tough. It wasn't until my wife and I were going through infertility testing that I knew I had a "cow nut", I thought it was normal.
     
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    I sit on my nuts quite often even when wearing underware. Worst place for me is in the car and at work. I'm always shifting them around to get comfortable. When I sit on the toilet they sometimes hit the water - man is it cold.
     
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    Yeah, I do it alot in the summer :(
     
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    Got my left nut caught under my thigh

    was not pretty
     
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    Just a fact of life for me, dude. It is almost second nature for me to grab my package and hold it "up" before I sit down. I'm OK in a strap or undies. AND WATCH OUT FOR THE HIGH, COLD WATER IN THE TOILET WHEN SITTING DOWN!!!!!!!!:frown1:
     
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    haha yeah. luckily it doesn't hurt every time, but I definitely one time after a long break from the gym not only sat on them getting settled into a machine but crunched the hell out of everything with the added effect of whatever weight I had loaded on. I think that may have actually resulted in a yelp!
     
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    In the car is the worst. Not sure how they find their way under but I reposition during a long drive and land right on them. Then the crotch digging while seatbelted and driving begins to pull them out and back up. Doesn't really matter if in underwear or not, they have a mind of their own on hot summer days, LOL. Easier free balling because it's hell to reposition balls that slid out the leg hole. Can't get them back in without a hand down the pants.
     
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    haha never have
     
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    Sometimes mine get squeezed between my legs. I have never sat on them. I remember a guy in my barracks at Ft. Ord
    who was jumping up onto his top bunk and sat on his balls. I heard him make a groan and I asked him what was wrong. He said "I sat on my balls", as he went walking off toward the latrine doubled over.
    I have a friend who has the biggest balls I have ever seen. His balls really hang down
    low. One winter day he was in a hurry to get in his car. In his haste to get inside he
    sat on his balls. He had to go to the doctor. The doctor advised him to get some bed rest. But he has got some awesome low hangers as well as a huge dick. Some guys have all the luck.
    nicecircjob
     
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